Katherine Ryan: Telling Everybody Everything

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her Firstborn Daughter BOOK TOUR that kicks off tonight in Bristol. Also, what's with male comedians getting so angry at women doing what they've done for YEARS - create content for just each other? Would you go to your husband's rape trial? I'd say you could miss me with that, but perhaps not if I'd met him as a teenager when he was famous and 31... Also, your emails on suggesting ozempic to a listless snoring man and being six times more likely as a woman to be left for having cancer than a man in the same situation. Hmph. Plus, a cheeky audiobook excerpt from my good good friends, the publishers of Firstborn Daughter. Finally, Katherine and Bobby upgrade to Emirates business, The Real Housewives of London gets SPICY and Holland Juliette turns one. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her tickets bought on a third-party website WORKING at the magnifique Celine Dion concert in Paris last week. We read listener emails about bad birthday presents, lying about sex work to your new partner, and more! Plus, comedian Andrew Johnston @mandrewbrawnston joins us from Hollywood Los Angeles with a lot of UK news actually. Meghan Markle's number was leaked from a school WhatsApp group by another Mum which begs the question: apart from no doxxing, what are the unwritten rules of the chat? The Late Princess Diana's brother releases his memoire, much to the dismay of the palace who claim that grief can alter memory and any conspiracy theories about her passing are bogus. Incase you missed it, where do you stand on 'Sisters in the City' Anna Vakili's comments about women breastfeeding their children with 'an entire boob out in a cafe' make her 'uncomfortable'? xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything from the car as she drives to a London record of the new What's My Age Again series. It's been a wild week in the Ryan-Kootstra household with CO2 lasers, filming, book signings and very little time for anything else (apart from enjoying John Robins' book, Thirst). Luckily, our friend Andrew Johnston @mandrewbrawnston joins from Hollywood with an update on Lindsay Clancy's mistrial, news of a 49ers millionaire sports person Jed someone paying a sex worker in a trailer park for full service, and the idea that a marriage should be renegotiable every seven years. Plus, Violet joins to winge about how tired she was after a delayed economy flight from New York City where she spend six incredible days at age 17 before featuring on her mother's incredible new audiobook, Firstborn Daughter. What's an FBD gonna do? x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the continued jet lag that the children are suffering and how she hasn't put the baby down for three weeks solid. Plus, Katherine turns into a teenaged dirtbag and is infantilised by her hometown, so it's no wonder she was met with the conundrum of how to conduct a feminist CAT FIGHT when confronted by a handsy woman at lunch on holiday. Also, comedian Andrew Johnston @mandrewbrawnston joins from Hollywood alleging that Hugh Hefner himself once reported Jeffrey Epstein to the FBI, a USA surrogate refuses to terminate a pregnancy against the wishes of the parent couple, Slim Thug launches a child support abolition movement, and Grok emboldens a peso stepdad. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the new discovery that the plasma in menstrual blood can heal scratches in 24 hours. Is the medical patriarchy gatekeeping important healing powers because women are gross? Also, the murder trial of Lindsay Clancy continues in Massachusetts and don't worry, we don't go into any details, but we do think it's important to have broad discussions about postpartum psychosis. Comedian Andrew Johnston joins us from Hollywood with news about the influencer recession and John Galliano's MET honour despite his tricky behaviour. Plus, the results of our energy drinks poll! x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a harrowing brush with death as the hex on her home continues and she smashes into a glass door. Also, she was a disappointing plus one in Cannes about a month ago and completely forgot to say anything about it until now. Plus, comedian Andrew Johnston joins us from Hollywood with tales of an allegedly famous man who wants to have one daughter via surrogate and raise her to be 'his best friend', a Swedish wrestler paid his own wife $60K per year in 1990s money so that he could cheat on the road, and the infamous Tate brothers are arrested in America to face many spicy charges in the UK. Excellent! x @mandrewbrawnston Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.