LuAnna: The Podcast

On this week's LuAnna: Our opinions on the top Bond picks (Anna’s obsessed with Paul Mescal, and Lu doesn’t know who any of them are), Meta has a big old pay out over child safety online, we’re fully on board and could a Luanna Daily Traitors podcast be on the way?!Plus, Lu’s had to pay out over £2k as Dixie smashes her GCSEs, we’re loving the Chinese robot Olympics, we learn all about Parktown Prawns, give an aspiring counsellor a bit of a life plan and crown August’s weirdo of the month!-------------LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COMRemember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

On this week's LuAnna: We’re obsesssssed with the Lindsay Clancey case and can’t wait to do a deep dive for you. We’re chatting parenting following the Canadian flight that got cancelled because a kid wouldn’t wear a seat belt and a listener at odds with her partner over how to bring up their child and to top that all off, a strong contender for weirdo of the year.Plus, Anna's on day 3 of a hangover after passing out naked on her bathroom floor, and she's not drinking again until Celine Dion. Lu rates Jet2 an 8.5, everyone's itching for school to restart and find out the slightly disturbing reason that a Chinese woman bankrolled a tv show.-------------LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COMRemember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

On this week's LuAnna: Can you come back after a scandal? We’re chatting Holly Willoughby’s YouTube return, a chef facing jail over serving ants and disturbing story involving sepsis, a hamster and a colostomy bag.Plus, ***admin on the poooood ​*** as Lu reveals her manic travel schedule (France, Portugal, Dubai, England, Paris, Belgium, Dubai again), a listener earns 30k from older men on dating apps, Anna has YET ANOTHER massage incident, this time all thanks to a Sicilian masseuse, Lu clarifies her tax situation and we’ve got even more controversial opinions involving Beyoncé, brunch, the letter Q and dogs in restaurants.-------------LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COMRemember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

On this week's LuAnna: A tradwife chat as Nara Smith denounces the title on Call Her Daddy, Anna's Sicily Airbnb lasted just 1 night due to a heady concoction of no air-con, an incontinent dog and some meaty syrup and Lu's after her own PJ, or Boeing 747. Standard.Plus, a wrecking bollock entrance for Lu's 40th, a huge shout out to peach iced tea, the most sensible 25-year-old mum we've ever heard from, a man cutting off his genitals to set fire to them in his mum's garage, warm toilet seats and kids who don't leave us the f alone.LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COMRemember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

On this week's LuAnna: Summer holidays, sun-induced horniness, Lu's 40th theme is revealed (it's a belter) and we're booking acts LIVE — John from S Club has replied within minutes, Duncan from Blue has been contacted, and Andrew once babysat B*witched so that's basically confirmed. Elsewhere, Lu got sloshed at a vineyard, Imo's been clocked in a pub near Peter Andre's Co-op, and Anna reccos the serum that makes you look like a lightbulb. It's essentially botox in a bottle (not an ad not a spon.)PLUS: A fuchsia Sharpie surprise we did NOT expect, a fiancé "setting boundaries", Baby name regret and Lu's ranting at cleaners who don't do the obvious.... stupidity or laziness? LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COMRemember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

On this week's LuAnna: Bonnes vacances! We're in our holiday era, Lu's in Saint-Tropez with Crumble, Anna’s heading to Sicily imminently and both are shite at French. (I know Sicily is in Italy tyvm). Anna’s finally moved into the renovated granny pad, Crumble’s had a nightmare at the dog groomers and the girls are producer-less as wine tasting > recording at sociable hours.Plus, the extra seat plane hack didn't work for a listener on EasyJet (sorrysorry), another listener promises a week of sex in return for a garden chair, Jesy Nelson's SMA campaign gets a proper chat, with newborn screening being rolled out from October. There are poop platform shoes from America that we’re keen to steal the idea for, our imitators are taking things too far, and Lu delivers a "public apology" for her school play rant that immediately becomes a louder, more committed double-down.LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COMRemember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

On this week's Luanna: It's finally happened. After 8 years of Luanna (including two of the podcast that shall not be named), the tramadol era, the broken back and more, Luanna is off sick. But don't fear, Anna has hand selected some of the best, most outrageous and laugh out loud moments to keep the rants, bants and explicit content at your door! We'll see you next week xxLuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode.GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COMRemember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/