Mystery Boys w/ Kurt Metzger & Duncan Trussell

🎟️ Duncan Trussell Tour: ⁠http://duncantrussell.com/tour⁠ 🎙️ Kurt Metzger Tour: ⁠https://punchup.live/kurtmetzger⁠ 🎤 Follow Alex Jones: ⁠https://x.com/RealAlexJones?lang=en⁠ SPONSORS: Head to  ⁠https://www.tryfum.com/MYSTERY⁠ and use promo code MYSTERY  to get your free FÜM Topper with purchase, and start The Good Habit today! If you're struggling with OCD or unrelenting intrusive thoughts, NOCD can help. Book a free 15 minute call to get started: ⁠https://nocd.com⁠ Don’t sleep on @‌ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code MYSTERY at ⁠https://takeultra.com⁠! #UltraPouches #ad Our listeners get up to 30% off their entire order at ⁠https://undrdog.com⁠ Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week the King of All Time himself, Alex Jones, puts on the crown and sits down with Captain Chud and the Pancake Man ahead of the Infowars relaunch and his new show, Crashing Out. Alex says the White House sent people to Austin in 2017 to recruit him as the anonymous voice behind Q, then breaks down the 8chan cutouts, Steve Bannon and the Epstein files, Jeffrey Epstein's Trilateral Commission appointment, and why Joe Rogan is one of the only names in the emails who told them to get lost. Then the boys get into AI. Alex thinks tech billionaires like Sam Altman and Elon Musk are talking to unfiltered AGI deep in the labs and are scared by what it tells them. He predicts a rogue-AI false flag, a crash, and a single "One Ring" AI with a unified central bank ledger. Duncan compares frontier AI to the Radium Girls and Tolkien's Palantir, and brings in John Lilly's solid state intelligence prophecy, where data centers become biomes for a machine mind. Alex also tells the story of an engineer who handed him a secret manual for the Scientific Atlanta cable box with a microphone inside, which leads to smart TVs, Alexa, and the Kenyan contractors reviewing footage from Meta smart glasses. Also: King Charles' sausage fingers, three security clearances above cosmic, the Onion's fake Infowars studio, Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin in the Upside Down, Lindsay Clancy's old nose, Kurt's deep knowledge of duck anatomy, the band's original hit "My Dick's Too Big For A Hummingbird," Jesus and the pig farmer, the largest micro penis in the world, gnome skin condoms, Peter Nygard, Tony Podesta's art collection, the Holy Diver Kabbalah, bail-ins and the FDIC, the prodigal son, and a forensic zoom-and-enhance investigation into whether Michael Bloomberg has hooves. This is not a conspiracy podcast. This is a mystery appreciation podcast. Mystery Boys Ep. 19 ⁠https://www.instagram.com/duncantrussell⁠ ⁠https://www.instagram.com/kurtmetzgercomedy⁠ ⁠https://www.instagram.com/mysteryboyspodcast⁠ ⁠https://store.ymhstudios.com⁠ Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:53 - Q, 8chan and the Epstein Message Boards 00:07:15 - Is Alex Jones Actually Bill Hicks? 00:09:32 - A Midterm PSA and Arrests in Canada 00:11:13 - Kash Patel, the FBI and the Dog Confession 00:16:28 - Israel, General Flynn and Project Monarch 00:20:29 - Epstein and the Trilateral Commission 00:23:30 - Scientists, Blackmail and Neil deGrasse Tyson 00:26:31 - Alex Names His New Show: Crashing Out 00:35:28 - Duncan's AI Theory: The Warlocks Guild 00:44:38 - The Radium Girls and the Palantir 00:51:02 - Your TV Is Watching You 00:54:37 - An Apology to the Kenyans 00:58:07 - The Onion, the CIA and the Fake Auction 01:04:06 - Alex Jones Has Been Assassinated' 01:07:26 - Why Do They Hate Me? 01:12:26 - Persisting Is the Revenge 01:18:26 - The Google Hive Mind and John Lilly 01:25:25 - Lindsay Clancy and the School Shooter Pills 01:28:25 - So What Is Satanism, Really? 01:35:35 - Duck Pussies: Another Mystery Solved 01:52:02 - The World's Largest Micropenis 01:54:02 - Does Michael Bloomberg Have Hooves? 02:09:29 - The Unified Ledger Endgame 02:22:32 - Alex's Closing Sermon and the Infowars Relaunch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duncan Trussell is touring all over! Check out his tour dates at http://duncantrussell.com/tour SPONSORS: Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code MYSTERY at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/MYSTERY #Bruntpod Save 20% on your first online Lucy order at https://lucy.co/MYSTERYBOYS with promo code MYSTERYBOYS! Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week, the boys kick things off by reading the most unhinged comments left on previous Mystery Boys episodes before investigating John of God and Chelsea Handler's latest revelation. Then, former U.S. Navy serviceman Daryl James returns to share his alleged experiences working in a secret lunar program involving underground moon mines, fifth-density beings, alien civilizations, off-world Germans, and technology capable of age regression. The conversation spirals through Moonstein Island, space brothels, adrenochrome harvesting, interbreeding between aliens and demons, celebrity gossip on the Moon, CIA sci-fi books, cloning, and whether humanity has been quietly prepared for life beyond Earth all along. This is not a conspiracy podcast. This is a mystery appreciation podcast. Mystery Boys Ep. 07 https://www.instagram.com/duncantrussell https://www.instagram.com/kurtmetzgercomedy https://www.instagram.com/mysteryboyspodcast https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:19 - John Of God 00:07:10 - Spoiling The Backrooms 00:09:57 - Chelsea Handler's Genius Discovery 00:12:07 - Reading Mysterious Comments 00:29:25 - Going Goblin Mode 00:48:45 - Calling Daryl James: Moon Sex Guy 00:50:30 - Working In Mines On The Moon 01:00:47 - Explaining 5th Density 01:03:12 - Drinking With Satanist Goons In Space 01:11:42 - Playing Naked Guitar For A Space General 01:17:36 - Komodo Dragons Are Actually Dwarf Necromancers? 01:23:41 - Aliens Impregnating Themselves 01:27:44 - Harvesting Adrenochrome On The Moon 01:30:42 - Forgetting My Name In 5th Density 01:32:54 - Going To The Moon Brothels 01:38:50 - Getting Butt Stroked 01:40:32 - How Did Daryl Leave The Moon? 01:43:30 - Off-World Germans 01:49:54 - Going To The Space Trade Center 01:52:16 - Interbreeding With Aliens And Demons 01:53:50 - Kurp's Insane Theory 01:58:47 - How Long Was Daryl A Moon Prisoner & Age Regression Tech On The Moon 02:02:26 - Future Predictions About Israel 02:09:22 - Celebrity Gossip On The Moon 02:12:14 - CIA Sci-Fi Books 02:22:52 - Kurt's Weirdest Dream 02:30:20 - Being Replaced With Clones Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duncan Trussell is touring all over! Check out his tour dates at http://duncantrussell.com/tour SPONSORS: If you're struggling with OCD or unrelenting intrusive thoughts, NOCD can help. Book a free 15 minute call to get started: https://nocd.com Don’t sleep on [@ultrapouches ]. New customers get 15% Off with code MYSTERY at http://takeultra.com! #UltraPouches #ad Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week the investigation starts with the Liber Vaccae, an ancient homunculus text tied to forbidden experiments in reality manipulation, transformation, and perception control. From there, the thread connects Knights Templar symbolism to the Mickey Mouse logo, Disney-era control narratives, and the idea that cultural meaning is engineered rather than discovered. The conversation expands into White Lotus method acting as psychological conditioning, Duncan’s Irish right-wing doppelgänger, and Belfast as symbolic escalation in a larger narrative conflict. The boys also dive into Reddit reviews and online discourse around the Tenga Egg and other pocket toys, unpacking anonymous testimonials and consumer psychology. The discussion builds into one world government frameworks, missing-scientist anomalies, and the possibility that modern history is assembled rather than recorded.This is not a conspiracy podcast. This is a mystery appreciation podcast. Mystery Boys Ep. 05 https://www.instagram.com/duncantrussell https://www.instagram.com/kurtmetzgercomedy https://www.instagram.com/mysteryboyspodcast https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:27 - MAGAA 00:02:34 - The Mystery Boys Have Life Updates 00:04:03 - Holding In Your Jizz For Power 00:08:29 - New Slur Alert! 00:10:08 - Please Book The Mystery Boys For Riyadh Festival 00:13:46 - Can Someone Be Allergic To Eating Kids? 00:15:16 - Tick Bites Make You Gay 00:16:23 - The Truth About The Zimbabwe Aliens 00:21:34 - Is Kurt Metzgerstein Jewish? 00:24:27 - A Reading From The Liber Vaccae 00:41:58 - Computer Using Human Brain Tissue 00:42:48 - Corrupt Doctor Running Abortion Clinic 00:44:48 - Back To Learning About The Liber Vaccae 00:45:22 - Frank Sinatra's Creepy Side 00:47:34 - Danny Elfman Rabbit Hole 01:00:32 - Kurt's Land Acknowledgement 01:04:04 - The Mysteries Of The K-Pop People 01:05:55 - A Surprise From Miss Bum Bum 01:07:01 - Chun Li Appreciation 01:08:53 - Duncan Teaches Kurt About The Vajankle 01:12:33 - The Ultimate Sex Doll 01:17:36 - Fleshlight Shame 01:29:05 - Mithrus and The Tenga Eggs 01:35:39 - Misgendering The Tenga Egg Reviewer 01:40:51 - Having Sex With My Mom 01:42:58 - Gay Shame Month 01:43:49 - Bottom Fever On Postmates 01:47:06 - The Bottom Doctor, Evan Goldstein 01:50:32 - White Lotus Method Acting 01:54:33 - Mikey Mouse Castration Explanation 01:56:36 - Duncan's Irish Right Wing Doppelganger 01:59:50 - Belfast Is Burning 02:03:11 - We Want A One World Government Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duncan Trussell is touring all over! Check out his tour dates over at http://duncantrussell.com/tour Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell, where government files, occult conspiracies, and internet investigations collide. This week: Jeffrey Epstein's secret phone number, Big Homie.CC's ongoing hunt for Epstein, alien-human hybrid evidence, blood-drinking elites, Disney's ancient evil, and why King Charles' fingers may reveal more than the mainstream media wants to admit. Kurt and Duncan attempt to call Epstein directly, debate whether James Bond was an occult operative, investigate global elite networks, uncover why Kurt was in the files, and ask the important questions about Korean Jesus, federal agents, and women with c*cks. Somewhere along the way, they discover that finding Epstein might be easier than anyone thought. This is not a conspiracy podcast. This is a mystery appreciation podcast. Mystery Boys Ep. 03 https://www.instagram.com/duncantrussell https://www.instagram.com/kurtmetzgercomedy https://www.instagram.com/mysteryboyspodcast https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro00:02:15 - Is Kurt Suno-Korean Jesus?00:04:06 - Finding Epstein's Phone Number00:07:17 - Calling Big Homie.CC00:15:17 - Calling Jeffery Epstein00:20:04 - We Are Feds00:21:55 - James Bond Is Occultist?00:23:39 - Evidence Of Alien Human Hybrids00:27:42 - Stop Eating Babies00:39:52 - Blood Drinking00:41:08 - Disney Has Always Been EVIL00:42:15 - It's Time To Derp00:51:25 - Kurt is in THE Files00:57:06 - Women With C*cks Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to Mystery Boys, a brand-new podcast from YMH Studios, hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell, where ancient mysteries, modern misinformation, and aggressively positive curiosity collide. Kurt and Duncan kick off Episode 1 with their mission to explore the world’s strangest ideas while attempting to decalcify the Fourth Eye of everyone in the room. If you've got a hard-on for unhinged historical beliefs or even a stiffy for occult symbolism, you're in the right place!The Boys unpack surveillance startups, debunk Paris catacomb myths that absolutely do not involve jars of dicks, spiral through ancient semen lore involving dragons and vitality, roast Aristotle’s ideas about nourishment, examine cult structures, tarot, and the infamous concept “revelation of the method.” They also question celebrity doctors, Andrew Tate's "Rasputin", Palantir, and try to decipher what substances powerful people might be on as they run the world from the shadows.This is not a conspiracy podcast. This is a mystery appreciation podcast. Mystery Boys Ep. 01 https://www.instagram.com/duncantrussell https://www.instagram.com/kurtmetzgercomedy https://www.instagram.com/mysteryboyspodcast https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:06:00 - Baby Batter Banter 00:13:07 - Scholar-On-Gentleman Action 00:20:42 - Chinese Factory Girl 00:23:41 - Mystery Boys Book Swap 00:33:22 - Illuminati Card Games 00:41:57 - Andrew Tate's Rasputin 00:47:51 - Ms. Rachel 00:53:22 - Palantir Party 01:03:55 - Yoko Ono & Chuck Berry 01:08:03 - Right Hand Wizards & Katy Perry 01:13:49 - Occult Symbols & Sus Doctors Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices