Oh These, Those Stars of Space!

If you pull at one of the loose threads of your life, it can unravel the very tapestry of yourself. Even if your self is a robot named Threadcount-900 (Christopher Hastings). Oh These, Those Stars of Space says goodbye to Chris, and who better to send him off than Groomda (Tim Platt) and Deremeth (Ali Fisher)?

Deep inside the Cavalier, a team of terrorists has seized a bar, taken hostages, and declared war. One man has managed to escape... An on-duty mascot (Branson Reese) hiding somewhere inside. Oh and Dewey (Christopher Hastings) and Boboli (Carly Monardo) are there too! They're alone, tired... and the only chance anyone has got. CAVVY. DEWEY. BOBOLI. HARD DIE

What lies on the other side of the mirror? What if it was not a perfect reflection of your normal, hot self, but something...darker?? In this episode, the characters of Oh These, Those Stars of Space explore these questions and more!

When a mysterious visitor arrives aboard the CSS Cavalier, will Liberty Balboa (Branson Reese), Katya Bushnikova (Carly Monardo), and Chestershire (Ali Fisher), destroy him and subject him to awful experiments? Or will they find...a friend?

Trapped! In the 90s?!?! Mitzi (Ali Fisher), Vestavia (Carly Monardo), and Threadcount (Christopher Hastings), find themselves trapped in 1996 Los Angeles, with no sign of Aldo Nintendo, and no chance of getting back home. Unless...

When a mysterious visitor...traveller... Voyager arrives on the CSS Cavalier, he seeks to learn all he can about this little starship where we lay our scene. And who better to guide him than Meredith Chesterfield (Ali Fisher), Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt), and Threadcount-900 (Christopher Hastings). And what happens when the Voyager offers one of them the opportunity of a spacetime??

UNLOCKED! As a special year-end treat, we're releasing one of our most popular episodes this year from behind the paywall! Enjoy to your heart's content, and hey, when you're done, if you want to check out more of the latest adventures on Oh These, Those Stars of Space, head over to our Patreon- you'll be glad you did! When ship systems begin to go strangely awry aboard the CSS Cavalier, Engineer Katya Bushnikova (Carly Monardo) and Groomda (Tim Platt) have little choice but call upon the help of the Cavalier's IT department. But when help arrives, they can't help but be intrigued by IT Specialist Ted Crount (Christopher Hastings). Yes...there's something strangely familiar about this Kiwi crewman...but what could it be?

When Boboli (Carly Monardo), Single Chance (Tim Platt), and Guy Normal (Branson Reese), find themselves on an ancient starship, they find themselves in an adventure... 65 MILLION YEARS IN THE MAKING.

When ship systems begin to go strangely awry aboard the CSS Cavalier, Engineer Katya Bushnikova (Carly Monardo) and Groomda (Tim Platt) have little choice but call upon the help of the Cavalier's IT department. But when help arrives, they can't help but be intrigued by IT Specialist Ted Crount (Christopher Hastings). Yes...there's something strangely familiar about this Kiwi crewman...but what could it be?

Fresh out of a brief stay in Sick Bay, Coyote Ugly (Branson Reese) returns to active duty, on a seemingly simple mission with Dr Dewey (Christopher Hastings) and mild-mannered ensign Single Chance (Tim Platt). But will it remain as it seems, or will the discovery of an awe-inspiring alien creature cause hysteria aboard the CSS Cavalier and discord between the three characters we focus on in this episode? Guess you'll have to listen to find out!

Hello, Dear Audience! It's me, Joe Lepore- the one who says 'Wow' at the beginning of every episode, with a special announcement. Are you sitting down? Well stand up because it's going to be ok. The show isn't over. If you've listened to the Trek Draft or seen Tim's many tweets about becoming a hot air balloon guy, you know some exciting life changes have been happening behind the scenes at Bucket of Milk. So what does that mean for Oh These, Those Stars of Space? Well, starting next month, These Those will be going monthly, sticking to our one Patreon episode every month. If you're already a Patron, that's great! Nothing changes, you still get the brand-new episode every month that you're subscribed for. Not on the Patreon but wanna keep hearing new These Those? See what's happening with Deremeth, Dr Dewey, and the rest? Well then click that link in the show notes and subscribe, it will be the only place to hear the latest adventures on the CSS Cavalier! The existing episodes in the free feed will remain there, as well as monthly previews, but new full episodes are going to be exclusively on Patreon. So what are you waiting for? For only 5 dollars a month you help support the funniest and most physically attractive talents in podcasting, and get access to the continuing saga of Oh These Those Stars of Space. We'll see you over there! Ok you can sit back down now. Galactically, Joe

Boboli (Carly Monardo), Guy Normal (Branson Reese), and ship's Olympian Gene Lime (Tim Platt) meet two alien species that just can't get along. Who will come out on top? Who will end up with a wad of poison money in their mouth? And who will enjoy some delicious fruit? All this and more on tonight's OH THESE THOSE STARS OF SPAAAACE!