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Opie kicks things off by calling George Washington dumb because he kicked the bucket in 1799—before anyone knew dinosaurs were real (he thought giant bones were 20-foot flood giants). Ron already knew it, eats matzoh ("God's Crackers"), roasts gefilte fish, and the two spiral into Trump handing out the World Cup trophy, LBJ waving his dick in meetings, Cleopatra staring at ancient pyramids like we do, and Jim Norton’s wild noodle fight. Classic Opie & Ron chaos.Thanks for donating to the podcast https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA it motivates me to make more!

Opie and comedian Tony P kick off summer with zero filter—ripping into beach etiquette (“no one wants you sitting right next to them”), Father’s Day expectations, binoculars peeping on sunset hook ups, Meta glasses for homemade pornos, and the walking skeletons on weight-loss drugs. Plus nude beach weirdos, dead koi fish bowling, Rod Stewart drama, the reflection pool distraction, and why Turkey is now “Turkiye.” Non-stop laughs and real talk.Thanks for supporting the show! PayPal link https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHAWe'll make more!

​Opie Is Unraveling, Eric Wants Robot Horses, and Ron Predicts 2027 First Contact.​We don't have a filter, and today, we barely have sleep. On this completely unhinged episode, the Opie Radio booth is on fire.​This Episode Has Everything:​Opie’s Nightmare: Up all night washing puke sheets, followed by a neighborhood-wide cable blackout (and the technician who just didn’t care).​Eric Marino’s New York: Breaking down the Central Park horse tragedy and pitching the only sensible solution: Robot Horses.Plus, Knicks madness and Joe Rogan’s weird short-tie phase.​Ron the Waiter’s Prophecy: Forget the news—Ron has the real timeline. He drops the definitive 2027 date for E.T. disclosure, analyzes geep hybrids, and explains why Scottish fans just drank Boston dry.Thanks for supporting the show https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA it helps us make more!

Opie’s out here living his blue-collar handyman fantasy — hauls home a $300 grill-in-a-box, spends 3 hours with his son building it, only to have ONE random piece left. Ron immediately calls it a future propane explosion waiting to happen. Plus: Opie’s on day 32 of no processed sugar and losing his mind, Jelly Roll dumping his ride-or-die wife after slimming down, George Lopez divorcing the woman who gave him a kidney, UK banning social media for kids under 16, old-school collect call scams, and Venmo Ronnie officially live (help the basement king eat). Classic Opie & Ron chaos with tech meltdowns, roasts, and zero filter. Perfect morning listen. Subscribe and crank it — you’ll laugh the whole way through.

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Opie is riding high after the Knicks pull off the greatest comeback in NBA Finals history (down 29 points!), but Tony P slept through it, banged his wife, and flat-out refuses to say OG Anunoby's name. Non-stop chaos, celebrity shade (Seinfeld, Taylor Swift, Spike Lee), alien theories, Benny Hill nostalgia, OnlyFans plans, and classic Opie & Tony banter. Pure unfiltered comedy gold.Support the shw https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA and we'll make more!!

Opie is exhausted but absolutely fired up in this episode! After staying up late watching the Knicks get destroyed (thanks to the Trump Jinx?), he rants hard about how Trump turned Madison Square Garden into a maximum-security prison, shut down Midtown Manhattan, and forced fans to wait 4+ hours in the heat for a game they paid thousands for. From the insane presidential motorcade and empty avenues to the boos drowning out the national anthem, Opie calls it straight: "Trump is a selfish piece of sh*t" who doesn't care about regular New Yorkers. Plus Ron the Waiter is back with laughs, Knicks strategy breakdowns (Wembanyama terror, turnovers, refs), Opie's chaotic beach move day, raccoon problems, the tick-removal flamethrower fund, and classic Opie & Ron chaos.If you love raw, no-filter sports talk mixed with politics, NYC life, and comedy — this is the episode. New listeners welcome — hit play and subscribe! Drop your thoughts: Was Trump the ultimate Knicks curse?

Opie rants hard on Trump making the Knicks Game 3 all about himself by shutting down MSG and killing watch parties ("F Trump, me me me!"). Tony P shares the hilarious family BBQ where his wife’s tramp stamp steals the show with the kids! Video here https://www.instagram.com/reels/DZLUrqevf8w/ Plus Opie’s new Tick Removal Flamethrower fundraiser:https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHAAny donation $10 and more Opie will send back a handwritten thank yu note! The insane cop who pulled a gun over microwaved fish, and more summer escape vibes from out east. Non-stop chaos and laughs as always.

Comedy legend Tom Green joins Opie, Chris Distefano and Sherrod Small in studio. They dive into Ottawa Senators Stanley Cup run, Tom’s early hip-hop group Organized Rhyme, losing his virginity, Canadian history, the Times Square incident, insane Celebrity Apprentice stories with Dennis Rodman and Donald Trump, plus Drew Barrymore talk. Non stop laughs!

Opie & Ron the Waiter react to the Knicks making the NBA Finals for the first time since '99 — but savage the insane NYC ticket prices (game 3 nosebleeds at $4,200+ while San Antonio is cheap). They roast the tag-still-on hats, painted railings, celebrity courtside flexes, and James Dolan. Plus: Opie’s full-blown tick bite meltdown (possible alpha-gal? Martha’s Vineyard is ground zero), the Save Opie’s Rotting Tooth Fund, nest of nymphs horror stories, guinea fowl spirit animals, and classic NYC vs California homelessness talk. Pure chaos and laughs as always. Go Knicks. Subscribe, rate, and drop a buck in the tooth/tick fund if you’re feeling generous. https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA

Opie gets called a FINOOK after posting "I've seen better" on Sophie Rain's viral bikini clip — and doubles down hard with Tony P. The guys roast internet thirst, OnlyFans millions, end-of-school chaos, school bus Karen moments, Opie's rotting tooth fund (send help!), sugar detox rage, alien hybrids, Knicks finals vibes, and why Miami destroys your ego. Classic Opie Radio unfiltered banter. Subscribe, like, and drop a few bucks in the Rotting Tooth Fund if you're feeling generous. New episodes daily!Opie's Rotting Tooth Fund https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA

Opie, Ron the Waiter, Tony P & Erik Marino go off on FU Friday! Ron eats a giant brick of cheddar with dry pretzel nuggets like a total rat, Opie roasts Girl Scout cookies, Tony strips for superchats (MAGA hat included), Erik rocks full CPAP prop comedy for sleep apnea, plus rants on garbage scams, Bryce Harper brushing his teeth, mermaids, Trump, the Knicks, and way more.Help save Opie's rotting tooth and keep the madness going https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA Subscribe, drop a superchat, and enjoy the unfiltered comedy. New episodes drop weekly!

​The Knicks are back in the NBA Finals, which means Opie and Ron the Waiter are stepping into a 1999 time capsule. We’re looking back at the absolute madness of the world the last time NYC played for a ring—from $1.14 gas, Austin Powers, and Ricky Martin, to the expensive failure of the McDonald's Arch Deluxe. Plus, a deep dive into the era of beepers, finding the "workarounds" for scrambled adult cable channels, and a serious question: Why is John Travolta trying to pull off a beret? We also talk some Joe Rogan history and why the old days of radio hit different.