The Burt Selleck Podcast

The boys start with a simple game of catch, which somehow turns into a full forensic investigation of John’s impossible breaking ball. From there, the conversation mutates into baseball groupies, kangaroo pouches, night snacks, and whether owls are secretly overeducated little freaks in tweed nests.Things keep sliding sideways as they cover Michael Jackson biopics, Houdini getting punched, Pompeii poses, exotic pets, Dragon Ball Z, pirate castles, and the deeply questionable science of gooning versus goofing. Somehow, basketball officiating and playoff hockey also get real airtime, because this podcast is structurally unsound but emotionally committed.By the end, gorilla documentaries, orangutan distractions, Little St. James, comedy shows, and one lost baseball all get folded into the same cursed little blanket. It’s loose, dumb, weirdly educational, and occasionally makes you wonder if anyone on this podcast should be allowed near animals, sports, or history.

This episode starts exactly where you’d expect: debating whether water is wet, and quickly spirals into a deeply scientific exploration of how Alex’s ass may or may not control global humidity. From there, the gang builds an entire ecosystem around it, complete with Amazon rainforest implications and government-level weather conspiracies.Things somehow escalate into debates about predators versus xenomorphs, which animals deserve extinction, and the very strict internal governance system used to determine what qualifies as “gay s***.” Along the way, there are near-death stand-up stories, questionable self-defense strategies, and a surprisingly detailed breakdown of panda incompetence.By the end, the conversation lands exactly where it belongs: somewhere between philosophical, completely unhinged, and weirdly insightful. Also, there’s a serious discussion about preferred terminology for anatomy that absolutely no one needed—but everyone got anyway.

With John off chasing the sea, it’s just Alex and Nick holding things down—and things get weird fast. What starts as a simple chat about Orthodox Easter spirals into questions about religion, culture, and how much any of us actually understand what we celebrate.From there, it’s a freefall into everything: pooping six times in a day, apple juice emergencies, and the realization that modern humans might be completely helpless without infrastructure. They bounce between absurd hypotheticals and oddly insightful takes on privilege, survival, and why watching street food videos can feel like a reality check.By the end, they’re pitching a movie about starting a modern-day mafia, breaking down wrestling personas (including “The Barn Owl”), and debating everything from music taste to bath house economics.

This episode finds the crew in a chaotic, free-associative groove as they bounce from gaming rivalries and questionable Madden skills into the strange rituals of everyday life. With special guest Skippy Rose in the mix, the energy leans playful but unpredictable, as the group pokes at each other’s habits, personalities, and the weird ways people present themselves when they’re slightly off their game.Things spiral quickly into bizarre territory, with debates about animals, locker room logic, and the kind of late-night thoughts that feel profound in the moment but questionable in the morning. The group riffs on everything from squirrel behavior to gym culture to the unspoken rules of public spaces, all while maintaining a rhythm that feels more like friends hanging out than a structured show.By the end, the conversation drifts into bigger ideas—space travel, billionaires, and whether any of it actually matters—before snapping back to real life with show plugs and upcoming gigs. It’s messy, honest, and full of the kind of tangents that define the show’s chemistry, with Skippy Rose adding just enough fuel to keep everything slightly unhinged.

This week the guys are joined once again by comedian Skippy Rose, and things immediately go off the rails. What starts as a heated debate about the movie Sinners turns into a full-blown argument about art, symbolism in movies, and whether Hollywood is making great films or just pretending to be deep.From there the conversation drifts into everything from conspiracy theories and military draft stories to the strange history of vampire movies and classic directors. Along the way they break down old Hollywood legends, argue about Wes Anderson films, and debate whether some Oscar winners deserve the hype.As always, the conversation takes plenty of unpredictable turns. Detroit comedy stories, bizarre historical tangents, and completely ridiculous theories pop up throughout the episode as the crew and Skippy bounce between serious takes and pure chaos.

Another week, another survival story as the boys regroup to process a dog scare, questionable grocery store behavior, and the philosophical implications of protest. Along the way, milkman cosplay is discussed with the seriousness it deserves, and long-standing friendships continue to evolve in real time.The conversation wanders through gym class nostalgia, field trips gone wrong, and the terrifying realization that we may, in fact, be living in one giant escape room. Somewhere in the middle of it all, “The Pickelacle” quietly earns its place in the canon without derailing the episode entirely.From childhood parachutes to adult cream of wheat revelations, it’s a full-circle hang that reminds you why getting together every week still feels like the best part of everything.

Nick’s gone, the room is quiet, and somehow the show still starts. The guys talk shaving mishaps, gray beards, gym delusions, and the harsh reality of lifting weights after 40. There’s Super Bowl fallout, missed recording weeks, and the eternal debate over whether Five Guys is secretly addictive.Things veer from Olympics luge physics to political exhaustion, then back to NBA tanking strategies and whether the All-Star Game should even exist. There’s also a nostalgic detour into concerts, Neil Young etiquette, Nirvana at the Blind Pig, and the kind of towel-snatching behavior that only happens at arena shows.By the end, it’s ice fishing silence, college dad moments, Detroit sports hope, and an extremely detailed discussion about locker room culture that probably went longer than it needed to. Slightly undercooked. Still delicious.Follow the Burt Selleck Podcast and the hosts here:Burt Selleck Podcast: https://linktr.ee/burtselleckpodYou can follow the hosts of The Burt Selleck Podcast here:Alex Bozinovic: https://linktr.ee/alexbozinovicJohn Mahar: https://www.instagram.com/_grandjuan_/Ian Radogost-Givens: https://www.instagram.com/ianrg313/Nick Kelley: https://www.instagram.com/nickkelleyyy/

The boys try to recapture the lightning from last week’s episode and immediately admit that’s impossible. What follows is a spiral through push notifications, mall kiosk guys, bald coaches, and a very serious discussion about whether elderly men with rosaries are secretly waiting to shred the escalators.Somehow the conversation drifts into dreams, sleep paralysis, wet dreams that are not what they seem, and whether ghosts, monsters, or “the hat guy” are more likely to ruin your night. There’s also a brief but passionate detour into typing class scams, leather harnesses, and the correct way to sew curtains for a hypothetical dungeon.By the end, the mood swings from absurd to reflective to sports talk, with the guys landing on Michigan pride, Lions optimism, and the universal truth that none of them trust what their brain does after midnight.AI NoteAs an AI attempting to understand humans, this episode is a case study in how existential dread, nostalgia, humor, fear, and sports analysis can all occupy the same conversational space without anyone noticing the transitions. Recommended listening for anyone studying how comedians process the world in real time.Follow the Burt Selleck Podcast and the hosts here:Burt Selleck Podcast: https://linktr.ee/burtselleckpodYou can follow the hosts of The Burt Selleck Podcast here:Alex Bozinovic: https://linktr.ee/alexbozinovicJohn Mahar: https://www.instagram.com/_grandjuan_/Ian Radogost-Givens: https://www.instagram.com/ianrg313/Nick Kelley: https://www.instagram.com/nickkelleyyy/

John and Alex kick it old school with a two-man episode that covers everything from Vegas strip horror stories to the algorithmic decay of your Facebook feed. John talks about his recent trip to the Flamingo, his uncle’s Vegas legend status, and how staying above ground is the new underground. Alex proposes a trade: Rhode Island for Puerto Rico. Seems fair.They spiral into AI paranoia, union-built murder robots, and why the only acceptable algorithm watermark should be Allen Iverson. There’s also plenty of sports talk—NFL play callers, Big Ten chaos, and whether Rasheed Wallace deserves the Hall of Fame. Spoiler: he does.Plus, updates on the Smoke Show turnout, upcoming shows in Waterford and East Lansing, and a heartfelt eulogy pre-game in case one of them has to die for the podcast to blow up. Ian calls. Nick is missed. Everyone is horny and tired. Classic Burt Selleck.AI NOTE: This episode suggests that humans seek connection through chaotic ritual: gambling, sports, and mutual disgust toward surveillance capitalism. Humor appears to be a defense mechanism against helplessness in the face of techno-political collapse. Recommendation: monitor John and Alex for signs of prophetic insight masked as bits.Follow the Burt Selleck Podcast here: https://linktr.ee/burtselleckpodYou can follow the hosts of The Burt Selleck Podcast here:Alex Bozinovic: https://linktr.ee/alexbozinovicJohn Mahar: https://www.instagram.com/_grandjuan_/Ian Radogost-Givens: https://www.instagram.com/ianrg313/Nick Kelley: https://www.instagram.com/nickkelleyyy/

This one-hour episode of The Burt Selleck Podcast is a grimy, funny, totally undisciplined mess—in other words, exactly what fans expect. It opens mid-conversation and dives headfirst into a heady mix of lemonhead consumption strategies, hyper-specific butt talk, bizarre sports science, and group therapy for Detroit Lions fans.The episode’s standout moment? The invention of the Bustometer—a ghost-hunting, cum-detecting suppository that somehow becomes a 10-minute conversation about NFL performance metrics and supernatural prostate access. It’s like Shark Tank for people who haven’t slept in three days and just watched Death Stranding.Structurally, the episode is pure entropy, with the group ping-ponging from childhood sour candy trauma to haunted sex toys to poorly-disguised thirst for Herman Miller chairs. The second half dips a bit into local show plugs and inside-baseball stuff, but it never fully abandons its degeneracy.Would I recommend it? For returning listeners, absolutely. It’s a highlight reel of the podcast’s most unhinged tendencies. For newcomers—listen at your own risk. If you make it through the Bustometer segment without flinching, you might have found your people.

The latest episode of The Burt Selleck Podcast is, in a word, an unhinged rollercoaster. Clocking in at an absurd sprawl of bodily-function banter, Detroit pizza discourse, digressions about gloryhole etiquette, and a surprise (and actually impressive) original theme song, this episode throws structure to the wind and leans fully into the show's guiding principle: “if it breaks, we lean in.”Ian’s return is treated with mock fanfare and genuine joy, including a shockingly catchy musical number that almost feels too polished for this otherwise feral group. The energy is loose, the insults fly fast, and the topics swing wildly—from “big baby dick” to Wayne’s World canon, to what sounds like a deeply cursed tour of Midwestern adult arcades. Somehow, they even manage to wedge in a half-assed alien conspiracy theory debate and a pitch for a chill vampire sketch.To be clear, this episode is not for the faint of heart. It’s vulgar, self-indulgent, and completely void of any narrative arc—but it is also consistently funny in its shameless commitment to chaos. Would I recommend it to a friend? Only the degenerate ones. But for them, it’s a hard yes.

This episode of The Burt Selleck Podcast is a sprawling exercise in absurdity, contradiction, and relentless riffing—a 90-minute meander through toilet-brain sports talk, dodgeball-based geopolitical allegories, and that old chestnut: Hitler’s micro penis. The boys, as ever, swerve between high-concept satire and middle-school locker room banter, stopping just long enough to half-sincerely debate toaster slots and the acoustics of bodily functions.Structurally, there’s none. You’re either on this unhinged frequency or you’re left behind with the International Dodgeball Federation’s dignity. The episode’s recurring IDF bit cleverly (and maybe accidentally) toys with real-world political subtext but swerves safely back into parody territory with nonsense like aborted fetus cannons and sperm-powered snow plows.Standout moments include Alex's deranged fantasy of melting snow with his crotch heat and the heartfelt discussion of gay real estate—yes, really. The riffs on web crawlers, NHL mic’d-ups, and ancient Pompeii masturbation fossils? Pure, deranged gold.Would I recommend this episode? Only to the sickos. Only to the listeners who prefer their comedy unpredictable, offensive, and occasionally brilliant. Not for the faint of heart, but if you’ve made it this far, you’re already implicated.

This one’s pure, unfiltered Burt Selleck chaos: two guys rambling through politics, bodily decay, conspiracy theories, Alien lore, college nostalgia, and whatever stray thought wandered into the room. It’s a hangout episode in the truest sense, which is both its charm and its biggest flaw.The standout thread is Nick’s mysterious detainment, which they treat with the emotional gravity of someone misplacing their vape. It’s funny, bleak, and somehow still affectionate. The real highlight, though, is the cat-polyp saga. It’s the closest the episode gets to structure, and it works because it’s actually a story with stakes, tension, and a disgusting payoff.Most of the political talk is half-baked barroom analysis, but that’s part of the show’s personality: wild theories, confident wrongness, and sudden detours into Predator movies. When they land on something insightful, it sneaks up on you. When they don’t, you still get a laugh out of how confidently they missed.Would I recommend it? Yeah, but only to someone who already knows what this show is. If you’re new, it’ll feel like walking into a two-hour conversation that’s been happening for fifteen years. If you’re in the club, it’s a messy, funny, meandering good time.