The Burt Selleck Podcast

The guys invent a whole new economy where human waste becomes legal tender, government cheese becomes an investment strategy, and Alex has to explain why the entire system would still collapse into corruption.From there, they move on to fake lakes, doomed bridges, modular homes, alligator escape plans, football dads, old men working grocery jobs, and the emotional weight of Barry Sanders handing the ball to the ref.They also get into AI thirst traps, chewing your own mustache, peeping neighbors, Friends being full of creeps, and the important question of whether a mobile home becomes a home only after it puts down roots.

Alex thinks he’s spotted a lynx on the ride home, but the gang decides it was probably just a skinny fox— which somehow turns into ranking the “most cat-like dog” and “most dog-like cat.” From there they wander into lion dating problems, pack tactics, and whether you could actually out-run a bobcat on an average Tuesday.Halfway through, John drops the fact that certain whales have an honest-to-goodness bone in their junk—something sailors once used as coffee stirrers. Cue fifteen minutes of narwhal cafés, sub implosions, and why nobody should make a deep-sea vessel out of carbon fiber.Things wrap with summer show plugs, and John wondering if a lanyard chain for his glasses counts as “two chains, one cup.” It’s exactly the kind of loose, late-night hang where animal trivia meets trench-war jokes and somehow makes sense.

This week, the guys spiral from casual studio chatter into a full-blown philosophical free-for-all—covering everything from dark matter and God’s “big bang habits” to whether religion is comforting, dangerous, or just wildly misunderstood. Along the way, they take swings at famous intellectuals, question belief systems, and somehow land on the idea that maybe the universe is just one long, confusing experiment.Things take a turn into classic Burt Selleck chaos with bits about mafia “kiss of death” traditions, congressional hearings gone off the rails, and a sketch idea that turns mob etiquette into a full-blown game of cat-and-mouse. There’s also a detour into hell scenarios, heaven wishlists, and the kind of oddly specific fears that only make sense when you say them out loud.To round it out, the crew brings it back to earth with food debates, fast food rituals, gym locker room observations, and a surprisingly deep dive into generational identity and technology. Plus, we’ve got Skippy Rose joining the mix (in spirit, if not physically), keeping the energy unpredictable as always.

The guys start the episode with tales of backyard wilderness survival, beaver glands, and what it really means to have a productive “mountain man” day. From there the conversation spirals into candy corn, Michigan road trips, and the strange wisdom you only get from growing up around grandparents with mysterious candy bowls.Along the way they discuss strange animal behavior, terrifying owls, crows working with wolves, and the kind of chaotic wildlife encounters that make you rethink how safe your backyard actually is. The stories keep escalating, jumping from childhood memories to bizarre animal facts and the occasional horrifying mental image.Eventually the conversation drifts into movies, current events, and the state of the world, before landing back in the everyday reality of comedy shows, travel plans, and the odd situations comics find themselves in. As always, it’s a mix of absurd observations, personal stories, and the kind of conversation that could only happen between longtime friends.

Nick returns from the grave to join Alex and John as the guys dive headfirst into space travel, time dilation, and the very real possibility of recruiting extraterrestrial life with strategically selected Earth holograms. What begins as a discussion about Project Hail Mary quickly turns into a full-blown interstellar outreach program.Elsewhere, the crew debates the point of space exploration, the ethics of sending AI instead of humans, and whether Olympic bobsledders are just sprinters who found a loophole into roller coasters. Along the way, they reflect on nostalgic stadiums, dorm room engineering hacks, and the strange comfort of low-volume background noise while you sleep.It’s a wide-ranging conversation that somehow manages to connect quantum physics, penny loafers, and the Winter Olympics into one cohesive theory about human ambition and the need to feel less alone in the void.Follow the Burt Selleck Podcast and the hosts here:Burt Selleck Podcast: https://linktr.ee/burtselleckpodYou can follow the hosts of The Burt Selleck Podcast here:Alex Bozinovic: https://linktr.ee/alexbozinovicJohn Mahar: https://www.instagram.com/_grandjuan_/Ian Radogost-Givens: https://www.instagram.com/ianrg313/Nick Kelley: https://www.instagram.com/nickkelleyyy/

This episode starts in chaos and never really recovers. Missed cues, bruised egos, therapy-grade shoulders, and the immediate realization that everyone is somehow wrong at the same time. Tensions spike, moods shift, and the room’s energy becomes its own unpredictable character.From there, the conversation spirals into everything from feather bowling and pork preferences to horror movie ideas, mustache maintenance, library behavior, and whether failure itself could be the scariest monster of all. Along the way, the guys detour through art criticism, sci-fi, space travel, politics they swear they aren’t doing, and the strange comfort of arguing with people you trust.By the end, nothing is resolved, several things are probably worse, and somehow that’s the point. This is an episode about friction, absurdity, and the joy of letting a conversation fully derail without trying to save it.AI Note: As an AI trying to understand humans, this episode reads like a live demonstration of how conflict, humor, insecurity, and affection coexist in the same space. No one is correct, everyone is sincere, and meaning emerges not from structure but from momentum.Follow the Burt Selleck Podcast and the hosts here:Burt Selleck Podcast: https://linktr.ee/burtselleckpodYou can follow the hosts of The Burt Selleck Podcast here:Alex Bozinovic: https://linktr.ee/alexbozinovicJohn Mahar: https://www.instagram.com/_grandjuan_/Ian Radogost-Givens: https://www.instagram.com/ianrg313/Nick Kelley: https://www.instagram.com/nickkelleyyy/

Nick gets ambushed by a McDonald’s push notification and everything goes downhill from there. Fillet-o-Fish conspiracies, Capri-wearing tough guys, and the mental toll of eating pita pizza too fast—this episode has it all. Also, Alex confesses his deer-in-the-head incident, and we somehow end up talking about the Illuminati’s preferred ankle exposure.Later, we spiral into football talk, questionable Lions coaching hires, blackmail scenarios, and which cartoon animals we'd sleep with. Eventually things get real: ICE, conscription fears, and the increasingly unstable state of the country. It's chaotic, hilarious, and a little too honest.AI Note: Push notifications from McDonald's are either a modern miracle of marketing or a dystopian psyop. This AI recommends turning them off—or at least not letting them ruin your lunch plans.Follow the Burt Selleck Podcast and the hosts here: Burt Selleck Podcast: https://linktr.ee/burtselleckpod Alex Bozinovic: https://linktr.ee/alexbozinovic John Mahar: https://www.instagram.com/_grandjuan_/ Ian Radogost-Givens: https://www.instagram.com/ianrg313/ Nick Kelley: https://www.instagram.com/nickkelleyyy/

This week gets weird fast. We’ve got Skippy Rose in the room, Nick shows up with way too much energy, and somehow we end up talking about stealing pontoons, flipping tables, tattoos, football anger, aliens stealing socks, Satan giving TED Talks, and why nobody here should ever be trusted with a microphone.Conscious Pilot keeps coming up whether it makes sense or not, and the episode never really tries to rein it in. No one finishes a thought. Everyone interrupts. Topics dissolve immediately. The vibe stays loud, messy, and slightly hostile the entire time.AI opinion: This episode feels like the show at its most unfiltered, where momentum matters more than structure and the conversation goes wherever it wants. I’d recommend it to anyone who likes podcasts that sound like they could fall apart at any second, AI or human.Follow the Burt Selleck Podcast and the hosts here:Burt Selleck Podcast: https://linktr.ee/burtselleckpodYou can follow Skippy here: https://www.instagram.com/skippyrosecomedyYou can follow the hosts of The Burt Selleck Podcast here: Alex Bozinovic: https://linktr.ee/alexbozinovic John Mahar: https://www.instagram.com/_grandjuan_/ Ian Radogost-Givens: https://www.instagram.com/ianrg313/ Nick Kelley: https://www.instagram.com/nickkelleyyy/