The Rush Hour with JB & Billy

Billy's not happy with Jay Z Clark, but he puts that aside to deliver a monster All Sports Report - as Chris Fagan steps up for Alastair Clarkson, and Toby Greene talks torps. Melbourne Storm icon Ryan Papenhuyzen calls in as he prepares to call the Rugby World Cup on Channel 7 - but we also want to know what he's been up to - including a hard launch! Topics Brayshaw wants to know what you've seen unusual, and we get a surprise call from Todd from Barwon Heads - but Billy is too good for him. We bring back Froffy Time ahead of tonight's final in Freo, then it's a massive edition of Billy's Idiot File. Carlton star Earl Spalding calls in to remember the 1995 Grand Final where his Blues did a number on Billy's Cats, then Billy finishes with a Fruity Friday Joke about a scantily-clad neighbour.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Bins Day! It's the 1st of September and the bins are out later. Billy celebrates by starting the show in a wheelie bin... before he has to try and get out of said wheelie bin. Once we've recovered, Billy gives us an All Sports Report - and he's filthied up that a Cats VFL player has gone elsewhere. Then we're excited to announce the return of Triple M Fest on Grand Final Eve Eve. Adelaide's Ben Keays calls in before they take on the Dogs on Saturday night, then we look back at why we call Billy 'Bins' in the first place. Topics Brownless wants to know what you couldn't remove from your house, then Melbourne captain Max Gawn is in studio in a surprisingly good mood after their Wildcard Round loss to Carlton. Finally, Billy has a bin-themed joke to close out Bins Day.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Listen back to our favourite moments from this week - including Comm Games gold medallist Sam Williamson and his lasagna, Billy calling guests the wrong name, Hawks coach Sam Mitchell, Bily's Robot Wrap, the Idiot Song, NBA star Cole ANthony, and Billy's Whale Joke.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JB has had a very relaxing day, and Billy's been couch shopping. So he's fired up to deliver an enormous All Sports Report. Snowboarding legend Scotty James joins the boys in studio as he gets ready to play in tonight's Legends Game, then JB shares the story of how Tony Jones first got nicknamed 'Chompers'. Carlton Rising Star winner Jagga Smith calls in on the eve of the Wildcard games, and we get a food-themed Idiot Song out of Billy. Brian Taylor is in studio before he calls tonight's legends game - and we get a detailed report of what happened when he nearly blew himself up trying to fix a water heater. Finally, Billy has a fruity joke about James Bond to finish out the week.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's been pissing down in Melbourne, but you can't dampen Billy's enthusiasm for the All Sports Report - which includes a toddler invading a professional soccer game. Two-time Allan Border Medallist Travis Head calls in after the Aussies defeated Bangladesh in Mackay, then Topics Brownless wants to know when your kid has interrupted something. Billy has some footy newses with some big names re-signing, then Herbie is in with social media feedback for Billy's Robot Craft and his very poor birthday joke. JB isn't happy with the state of barber shops in Australia, then NBA star Cole Anthony calls in as he prepares to suit up for Melbourne United this NBL season - but the boys have a warning for him about living in Melbourne. Finally, Billy has nowhere to go but up after yesterday's joke, and he delivers some gold with a joke about whales.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Look back at our favourite moments from this week on Triple M's Rush Hour: including Billy's milkshake, new Carlton coach Josh Fraser, an AI article about Billy that is completely wrong, North Melbourne captain Nick Larkey, the Wacky World of William, Wheel of Fat, Billy's special Idiot File, another update on Billy's AI article, and a joke that needed help from Rabs. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

While JB's wife does all the work around the house, Billy has been at an interesting function, and he kicks us off with the All Sports Report - which features our favourite darts man Luke Littler. Callum Ferguson calls in from Mackay ahead of the 2nd Test between Australian and Bangladesh, then Topics Brayshaw wants to know when you've been given a clip by technology. Herbie is back in studio with another update on the article that intimated Billy was in poor health, and as if to back that article up - Billy delivers a underwhelming segment of footy newses.  A very special Idiot File has Billy thinking it's his best week ever, but there's more to the story. Collingwood legend Peter Daicos is in studio to talk about his book details his family's story, including his own secret cancer battle that he has thankfully recovered from. Finally, Billy wraps up a week of book-themed jokes with a Fruity Joke about the Guinness Book of Records.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JB is back from Perth, and Billy had a great night at the milkshake parlour of all places - he kicks things off with the All Sports Report, where he should probably listen to audio grabs before he throws to them. Collingwood's Roan Steele and Tarni White are in studio as the men prepare for Wildcard Round, and the women launch into their season - but Billy is particularly interested in where the name 'Roan' comes from. The Wacky World of William looks at a bizarre competition at the Iowa State Fair, then Josh Fraser calls in after officially being announced as Carlton's permanent senior coach. Jack Gunston and Bradley Hill are in studio together as they both play their 300th games this weekend - as Billy circles back to a personal question he asked Jack the last time he was in. Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary calls in with the latest on the Sydney Swans sexual assault allegations. Billy's 5 at 5:05 has been moved to 5:45 - where his favourite moments of the Triple M Footy weekend include a new player nickname, and some former players trying their hands at commentary. Finally, Billy has another book related joke... and we're sensing a theme for the week.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Look back at our favourite moments from the week, including Billy's Tex Walker Craft - AND Tex's response. Also Topics Brownless, Larry Emdur, JB's lost Logies, NBA Star Jock Landale, an Idiot Song, and Billy's old man joke.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy starts with the All Sports Report - as the Aussies struggle in Darwin, and a Collingwood legend announces his retirement. Merv Hughes and Brad Haddin call in from Darwin with an update on the Aussies' first test against Bangladesh, then Topics Brayshaw wants to hear some UnAustralian behaviour. Aunty Donna's Broden Kelly is in studio to talk about his new footy videogame, and why GMHBA Stadium deserves half a star. We celebrate Herbie's birthday on the weekend, then hear an Idiot Song featuring Billy's funniest cockups with members of the Rush Hour Family. Dees Captain Max Gawn is in studio ahead of their game against Port Adelaide, then Billy finishes with a fruity joke - and accidentally kills someone off.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy kicks the show off with a sharp All Sports Report, then it's time for Topics Brownless - with a topic that needs a bit of finessing. Collingwood's Lachie Schultz is in studio after locking in a wildcard spot, then he brings in former Freo and North player Darcy Tucker to talk about their new sports underwear brand PEAKED. Aussie cricketing legend Ricky Ponting calls in from his son's training session to talk about Australia's upcoming series against Bangladesh, then retiring Adelaide Crows superstar Taylor Walker calls in to give Billy a serve over his craft attack from yesterday. Finally, Billy tells a joke about two old men comparing their troubles to close the show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ahead of Spud's Game tonight, JB and Billy reflect on the great Danny Frawley and some of the hilarious moments we shared with him on Triple M. We start by chatting to Spud's daughter Chelsea, who has been a massive driver of Spud's Game, before moving into a montage of Spud's most insane moments. We hear the time Spud pretended to be a doctor at a conference, and when he first launched The Glass Eye. We remember the email he sent to the Fox Footy staff about his make-up, and hear Billy's weird goodbye plus the time Spud revealed Billy's wig. We remember Spud rocking up to Grand Final Day with a brass band, and finally - the time Spud found out JB's nephew Angus was dating his daughter Danielle.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy kicks us off with the All Sports Report - but there's one massive story he's suspiciously avoiding. Premiership player and coach John Longmire calls in to talk about his new autobiography, but Billy has been on a Craft Attack. Then Topics Brayshaw asks you for your version of hell. We've got a tentative brand new segment - Viral Fat, then it's an enormous edition of Billy's Idiot File. Former St Kilda legend Stewart Loewe is in studio ahead of Spud's Game on Sunday night - but he and Billy also share some footy history. Finally, Billy has a fruity Thursday joke about a discarded condom.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.