The T-Wiz Podcast

Once more our heroes are lost in the simulation, in search of meaning, purpose and a reasonable chart position for the episode. Little did they know that all of these wondrous achievements would soon be had all thanks to the sheer talent, beauty, intellect and artistic genius of the unique and wonderful Nicole Shenko. Nicole spends the bulk of her life changing T-Wiz experience avoiding association with the crass and delinquent tidings of our two great compares, all while floating gracefully throughout the episode with a perfectly relaxed precision, usually reserved for ballerinas and assassins.Push whichever buttons begin the process of inflating this latest offering into your most accessible hearing device, sip your nearest post prohibition beverage to moisten the lips, then let the latest episode of Tony Marks and Warwick Capper invade you with ambiguous permission, I promise if you don't love every minute of it, it will be completely your fault.We love you, book online and we will prove it.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Another week in the simulation with our heroes and the incredible Rusty Brown from Electric Mary brings news that will shake the foundations of Australian Music forever. Meanwhile Tony Marks & Warwick Capper continue to develop their loving bond with the Universe as they ascend to new and lofty heights of enlightenment through a combination of vigorous self love and pilates. The boys fromAddicted to Ink join us for a moment of pure bliss in anticipation of being elevated to their own episode once the euphoria of this visit fades. SO once more, sit back in your favourite seat of comfort, undress yourself and and feel the brown velour irritate you right before your body feels nothing other than the soft insertion of the greatest podcast in human history, as the Tony & Warwick blast you toward the machine elves for another episode of The T-Wiz Podcast. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Tonight in the simulation our heroes are joined by the delicious artistic smorgasbord, Lily Parker. She is the owner of Lily Parker Tattoo and a versatile musician with numerous bands around Melbourne, Australia. So this time you can sit back, grip gently on the Apricot velour armrests of your amazing up-cycled chair and wish the -Wiz Podcast inside of you. Surely it's time for a Cognac and a moist towelette. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Another week in the simulation and our heroes are joined by the incredible Dr Nicole Fai Sim Yap and the rock goddess Envy Marshall for another dose of absurdity with a touch ofbeauty and purpose built in. So slink into your best recliner, lick your lips and enjoy the salty goodness of the T-Wiz Podcast. Here, wash it down with this... Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Another episode in the Capper cave as our heroes are joined by Horse racing syndicator Sharona King. Once again our guests are subjected to wildly inappropriate innuendo and the same 11 jokes as Tony and Warwick flex the muscle that is the T-Wiz Podcast. Later in the show, in celebration of one of the most incredible human beings and musicians, Simon Cox is remembered with an excerpt from a live recording as he was set be a guest and join his friend of nearly 30 years Tony marks on the show. Simon will forever be remembered as the loving, caring soul that he was. He was a virtuoso musician with a voice that cut through to your soul, he was an expectational human being and he will be missed. From Pitt St all the way into the Heavens, I love you my friend. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

As our heroes enter the 39th episode of the greatest podcast in human history, they are reminded of the significance of the number 39. Once worn and forever immortalised by the Wizard Capper as he ascended to the lofty heights never before reached while perfectly resting his cock n balls on the heads of those opposed. Thankfully the simulation's programming allows for the ongoing self admiration that this gathering inspires. This week Tony and Warwick are joined by the incredible rock outfit 'Her' along with Karly Jewell and Rusty Brown for and evening of the same 11 jokes, great music and pointless hilarity that will drive you to your destination faster than a 1 star Uber So strap on your favourite appendage, smile awkwardly and pretend it never happened, as you once more conspire to be by our side in longing embrace. This is T-Wiz, it tickles doesn't it. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Another gathering in the simulation with our heroes finds them in the company of the deliciously talented Katie Underwood. Somehow these bozos have manifested another incredible human being into their madness and it doesn't get any better than this. During the show Katie slowly has her enlightenment completely untangled from her existence as she attempts to dumb herself down to play along. Throughout the show it becomes clear that Tony & Warwick eventually evolve into fully enlightened and fulfilled human beings, thanks to the temporal aura imbued from our esteemed and beautiful guest. So uncork your favourite appendage, place it in your special nobody loves me place and make room to insert the most loving episode of the T-Wiz Podcast ever recorded. It will only hurt for a moment, we love you. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Another week or more has now passed in the simulation and our heroes are showing no sign of fatigue.The boys are joined by returning music legend Aaron Schembri and rising stars The Tudor Club. So join in for the most unprofessional recording of human interaction as Tony Marks & Warwick Capper continue their quest for enlightenment and personal growth. So relax your tightest muscle, touch your toes and smile with pride as episode 35 of the T-Wiz Podcast is lovingly placed inside of you again. If we keep this up we might fall in love. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

As our heroes finally recover from the Xmas Spectacular show, their molecules have been reassembled in the order of the most inspirational beings ever to walk the earth. The Fireball Trio now consider Tony & Warwick to be the most immaculate Lords of Broadcasting, after a night in the Capper Cave being probed by the boys while simultaneously plied with once illegal beverages and inappropriate massages. The usual cast of adoring misfits find their way into the studio audience to provide a mutter of claps and woos while they witness the greatest podcast ever poorly recorded by the world's worst every production assistant. So pop a vegan Oreo in your gob, curl your toes into the carpet and repeat the phrase "There's no place like home" as the Wizard and Tony are sucked straight out of your Kansas and inserted right up your Oz for and episode of the T=Wiz Podcast. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

After a long hiatus, our heroes crack open another bottle of Fireball and try to imbue their musk into another deserving audience. This episode the band "Her" discover why the troubles of this world are all solved with an hour on the T-Wiz Podcast gently inserted into your favourite orifice. Here comes the little choo choo Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Tony & Warwick are joined by Mary-Anne Kenworthy and two of her star attractions to get an inside perspective of life inside the sex industry. Tony & the Wiz were concerned about this interview but thankfully the girls were very open and willing to learn. The usual bunch of lunatics join our heroes in the Capper Cave for a night of Fireball shots and Porn Award nominations. So check this one out for sure and learn how one of our favourite guests ever explains how the best head is given upside down. Lubricate your orifice, place the next episode as far in as goes with the bass cranked up. You will come to love us. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week our heroes are rejoined by Kayo Marbilus in his attempt to become enlightened like Tony & Warwick. Young Kayo found so much wisdom and Fireball during his first visit to the T-Wiz experience, he could not resist the urge to rise again in the cave with the boys! Kiss your favourite partner goodbye, jump in your car and speed towards the sun and bask in the glow of the greatest podcast on earth. This is T-Wiz, kiss it on the lips. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Another week in the simulation and our heroes spend the evening with Hip Hop Artist, songwriter, producer and actor, Kayo Marbilus. As always Nicky D does a shit job assisting with the production and Warwick's teeth provide the required lighting for the event. Lick your lips and give us a big kiss, we are about to put episode 25 inside of you. We love you. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy