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The Final Episode.
May 3, 2026
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How Would GEORGE CLARKE & MAX BALAGDE Spend £200M: Mukbangs, Moats and a 'Social Battery'
Apr 24, 2026
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BONUS EPISODE! End Of Tour Wrap Up!!!
Apr 19, 2026
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Tour Diary: Wild Stories from Australia and New Zealand
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The Boys Reflect On Final UK Tour Show, George Talks Japan Trip and Australia Tour NEWS!
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| 5/3/26 | The Final Episode.✨ | comedyadvice+3 | — | PatreonApple Podcasts+4 | — | Useless Hotlinepodcast+3 | — | 1h 58m 42s | |
| 4/24/26 | How Would GEORGE CLARKE & MAX BALAGDE Spend £200M: Mukbangs, Moats and a 'Social Battery' | Description: This week, we’re joined by TikTok & Youtube sensations - the hosts of The Useless Hotline podcast - George Clarke and Max Balegde!So listen in as the duo dives into all the wildly unhinged ways they’d spend a £200,000,000 EuroMillions jackpot. From a time-traveling mukbang to cancel Henry VIII, to a spiteful loft conversion built solely to annoy Max with loud Pasodoble dancing, to the ultimate morning routine on the 10-minute “cleaner coaster”Subscribe and follow for new episodes every Friday!!!Apple Podcasts: https://tinyurl.com/ycyfv2fcOn Spotify: https://tinyurl.com/4ths7nedOn TikTok: https://tinyurl.com/4d9k5457On Instagram: https://tinyurl.com/ykumd329On YouTube: https://tinyurl.com/yxyruujdBrought to you by EuroMillions from The National Lottery and Acast Creative ✨ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | — | ||||||
| 4/19/26 | BONUS EPISODE! End Of Tour Wrap Up!!! | Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotlineWelcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.comORSend a voice note to our Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=You can also listen here:Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIlWhy not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?Tiktok:https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=Hosts Socials:Max’s YouTube:https://youtube.com/@max_balegdeGeorge’s YouTube:https://youtube.com/@georgeclarkeMax’s TikTok:https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1George’s TikTok:https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1Max’s Instagram:https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=George’s Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/George’s Twitter:https://twitter.com/Clarke13George Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | — | ||||||
| 4/12/26 | Tour Diary: Wild Stories from Australia and New Zealand | Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotlineWelcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.comOR Send a voice note to our Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= You can also listen here:Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Hosts Socials:Max’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@max_balegde George’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@georgeclarkeMax’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 George’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 Max’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= George’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ George’s Twitter:https://twitter.com/Clarke13George00:00 - Feeling like a mushy yogurt: opening reflections00:12 - Tour update: halfway through Australia, Brisbane rooftop recording00:40 - Aussie sounds: sirens, busy streets, and Melbourne-Melbourne crossover01:30 - Youthful adventures: scooter rides in rain and birthdays in Auckland02:50 - Wild Auckland stories: street fights, blood pools, and chaotic brawls04:02 - New Zealand’s unique culture and stunning landscapes05:10 - Sydney arrival: heat, traffic, and city impressions06:45 - Australian food obsessions: yogurt, snacks, and food scene comparisons07:55 - Meeting Robert Irwin: zoo visits, celebrity stories, and family legacy09:20 - The passionate Irwin family and Steve Irwin’s legacy10:50 - Fans, meet and greets, and the magnetic energy of live shows12:30 - Funny stories of exotic encounters and local characters13:45 - Reflections on the journey and plans to return to these incredible countries15:00 - Wrapping up: gratitude for fans, upcoming shows, and future adventures Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | — | ||||||
| 3/15/26 | The Boys Reflect On Final UK Tour Show, George Talks Japan Trip and Australia Tour NEWS! | Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotlineWelcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.comORSend a voice note to our Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=You can also listen here:Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIlWhy not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?Tiktok:https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=Hosts Socials:Max’s YouTube:https://youtube.com/@max_balegdeGeorge’s YouTube:https://youtube.com/@georgeclarkeMax’s TikTok:https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1George’s TikTok:https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1Max’s Instagram:https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=George’s Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/George’s Twitter:https://twitter.com/Clarke13GeorgeTimestamps00:00 - Introduction: Getting in the dark at Hobbiton and tour prep chaos06:09 - Hobbiton vs. the Hobbits: Clearing up the Lord of the Rings lore10:10 - Australia tour: Tickets, dates, and how to join the fun in Sydney, Melbourne, and more15:01 - The UK tour highlights: dance routines, technical challenges, and character costumes16:22 - Rehearsal stories: Spontaneous dance numbers, stage mishaps, and improvisation19:08 - The chaos of stage blackouts and find-my-microphone moments20:21 - Entertainment: Irish jigs, Miss Piggy costumes, and audience reactions24:52 - Funny on-stage confessions and risqué moments, including Andrew’s comedy bits26:20 - Travel tales from Japan and new adventures planned, including Disney and Pokémon34:26 - Marathon journey: training snippets, race stories, unexpected injuries40:10 - Theme parks: Queue horror stories, ride experiences, and comparisons across Japan and Florida45:54 - The magic of Disney: Hidden details, park secrets, and fan dedication50:00 - Final tour call-to-action: Tickets, gratitude, and upcoming shows Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | — | ||||||
| 3/1/26 | Backstage SPECIAL Talking Tour Gifts From Fans, World Book Day And True Crime | Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotlineWelcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.comOR Send a voice note to our Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= You can also listen here:Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Hosts Socials:Max’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@max_balegde George’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@georgeclarkeMax’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 George’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 Max’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= George’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ George’s Twitter:https://twitter.com/Clarke13GeorgeChapters00:00 Introduction and Setup03:00 Life on Tour and Experiences in Bristol06:04 Humorous Anecdotes and Stories09:03 Discussion on Murder and Crime in Bristol12:03 Reflections on Life and Morality15:02 Plans for Break and Future Guests18:00 Literary References and Fun Conversations18:17 Celebrating World Book Day24:39 Memorable World Book Day Costumes30:01 The Impact of Water Parks36:59 Gratitude for Fans and Experiences Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | — | ||||||
| 2/20/26 | The Boys Talk Live Show Chaos, George WINS Strictly and Andrew Tells Tour Stories! | Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotlineWelcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.comOR Send a voice note to our Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= You can also listen here:Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Hosts Socials:Max’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@max_balegde George’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@georgeclarkeMax’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 George’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 Max’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= George’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ George’s Twitter:https://twitter.com/Clarke13George00:00 - Intro: Our tour journey and what to expect from this episode00:20 - Hilarious tour start and Belfast dressing room chaos02:18 - Tour highlights and strange fan encounters04:10 - Strictly dance wins and the chaos around voting05:50 - Funny school stories and learning disabilities on tour07:45 - The drunken Irish night out and mishaps12:05 - The epic night out in Newcastle gone wrong14:10 - Stage antics and the drunken club appearance stories18:20 - Audience antics, fan stories, and backstage surprises22:18 - The mysterious "Chopped Cow" fanfic and ridiculous fan interactions26:37 - Audience behavior, crowd engagement, and wildest moments30:45 - General tour reflections, upcoming shows, and the travel chaos35:42 - The differences between social media fans and live audiences37:14 - Tour wrap-up, gratitude to fans, and future plans Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | — | ||||||
| 2/8/26 | The Boys React To The Epstein Files, The Grammy's and REVEAL Tour Plans | Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotlineWelcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.comOR Send a voice note to our Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= You can also listen here:Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Hosts Socials:Max’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@max_balegde George’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@georgeclarkeMax’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 George’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 Max’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= George’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ George’s Twitter:https://twitter.com/Clarke13GeorgeTimestamps:00:00 - Intro to the episode and what it covers00:20 - Tour stories and hotel mishaps in Sheffield02:08 - Woke up hair and quarantine-style hair struggles04:13 - Sheffield city vibe and impressions from Max05:22 - Tour logistics: number of stops and tour crowd size06:42 - The mysterious "six or seven" quantifier and its cultural significance07:48 - The viral "6, 7" meme and its generational reach08:18 - Embarrassing fan cam moments at concerts09:02 - The rules of on-tour games and the "Johnny Johnny" challenge10:16 - Vito’s tour vlogs and dancing obsession11:12 - Venue sizes: from Wembley to Palladium and ticket sell-outs12:02 - Tour marketing strategies and ticket sales insight13:08 - Meet and greet tickets and Bristol’s special spot in the tour14:21 - Post-Nashville night out plans and fun clips from the tour20:02 - The innovative PlayStation Portal device and upcoming Australian tour21:32 - Australian media appearances and pronunciation struggles22:28 - Anxiety over international impressions and speaking nerves24:16 - Upcoming audio cues and halftime fun during the tour26:01 - The game: "Does George care about this?" — pop culture topics quiz27:15 - Grammys, Bad Bunny’s power move, and celebrity moments28:44 - Nostalgia for iconic award show moments and Twitter rabbit holes30:24 - Nicki Minaj’s controversial hand-holding and celebrity gossip35:16 - The Jeffrey Epstein files: celebrity involvement and conspiracy theories39:48 - The Kia Asylum metaphor explained—artists trapped in obscurity or success41:16 - Debating whether Sabrina Carpenter and Katy Perry are "out" or "inside" the Kia43:39 - The episode’s closing thoughts and the audience's role in sending dilemmas47:18 - Final call for concise, funny audience stories and instructions48:34 - Sign-off and excitement for upcoming shows and audience meetups Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | — | ||||||
| 2/1/26 | The Boys Discuss Nicki Minaj, Going To The Olympics and Cameo Days | Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotlineWelcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.comOR Send a voice note to our Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= You can also listen here:Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Hosts Socials:Max’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@max_balegde George’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@georgeclarkeMax’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 George’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 Max’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= George’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ George’s Twitter:https://twitter.com/Clarke13GeorgeChapters00:00 Nicki Minaj and Donald Trump: A Political Shift03:00 Life in the Spotlight: Touring and Hosting Events05:52 Olympic Aspirations: From Bobsled to Curling09:06 Figure Skating and Curling: Behind the Scenes11:59 The Evolution of Music and Celebrity Culture14:57 The Price of Fame: Ticket Prices and Fan Reactions17:58 The Changing Landscape of Rap and Rivalries31:03 The Evolution of TikTok Personalities34:58 Nostalgia for Viral Moments38:53 The Rise and Fall of Internet Fame41:01 The Business of Cameo and Monetization56:51 Reflections on the Cameo Experience Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | — | ||||||
| 1/28/26 | Max and George Talk Traitors, Brooklyn Beckham and Birthday Party GONE WRONG! | Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotlineWelcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.comOR Send a voice note to our Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= You can also listen here:Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Hosts Socials:Max’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@max_balegde George’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@georgeclarkeMax’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 George’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 Max’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= George’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ George’s Twitter:https://twitter.com/Clarke13George00:00 Introduction to the Useless Hotline05:02 The Traitors Experience10:52 Game Strategies and Relationships16:57 Reflections on the Traitors Show25:24 Social Dynamics and Game Strategies33:49 Celebrity Culture and Family Dynamics41:35 Privilege and Public Perception48:40 Upcoming Adventures and Promotions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | — | ||||||
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| 1/18/26 | Max FINALLY Reveals His Coming Out Story!!! | Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotlineWelcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.comOR Send a voice note to our Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= You can also listen here:Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Hosts Socials:Max’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@max_balegde George’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@georgeclarkeMax’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 George’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 Max’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= George’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ George’s Twitter:https://twitter.com/Clarke13GeorgeChapters00:00 Introduction and Coming Out Story09:56 First Crush and Awkward Encounters13:58 Audience Dilemmas and Disappointment15:34 Pizza Delivery and Confusion16:24 Exploring Identity on Grindr18:45 The Moment of Truth: Coming Out to Mom20:48 Facing Fears and Finding Acceptance22:41 The Emotional Rollercoaster of Coming Out24:57 Grandma's Support: A Heartwarming Moment25:55 Feeling Like a Local Celebrity27:50 The Strength Found in Coming Out36:19 Stranger Things Season Four Spoilers37:24 The Military's Role in Hawkins38:48 Frustrations with TV Show Endings42:45 The Impact of Glee and Other Shows44:09 Convoluted Storylines in Glee49:24 The Disappointment of Bad Endings50:26 Pitch Perfect and Its Legacy51:04 Strange Film Experiences51:34 The 4DX Experience55:31 The Era of 3D Films58:02 Cinematic Revelations and Passes01:00:11 Diving into Dune and Knives Out01:01:25 Zootopia vs. Zootropolis: A Naming Conundrum01:03:00 Reflections on the Strictly Tour01:05:59 Reality TV Insights and Celebrity Anecdotes01:09:02 The Future of Strictly: New Hosts and All-Stars Season01:12:02 Closing Thoughts and Farewells Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | — | ||||||
| 1/11/26 | Reflecting on Strictly Finale and 2026 Predictions! | Reflecting on Strictly Finale and 2026 Predictions!Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotlineWelcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.comOR Send a voice note to our Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= You can also listen here:Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Hosts Socials:Max’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@max_balegde George’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@georgeclarkeMax’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 George’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 Max’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= George’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ George’s Twitter:https://twitter.com/Clarke13GeorgeChapters00:00 Swinging into Predictions05:02 Christmas Reflections and Generational Wealth10:08 P Diddy and the Documentary Revelations15:07 Pop Culture Predictions for 202623:23 Navigating Personal Expectations and Relationships26:28 The Quirky World of UK Pantomimes27:44 Reality TV: The Traitors and Its Social Commentary41:15 The Future of Reality Shows and Predictions47:33 Marvel's Evolution and Fan Reactions48:50 Stranger Things Finale: Expectations vs. Reality52:35 The Impact of Streaming on Content Creation55:14 Predictions for American Politics and Global Events56:58 New Year's Resolutions: Reflections and Aspirations01:01:01 Engagement Talks and Relationship Dynamics01:08:27 Betting on Reality Shows: Risks and Rewards Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | — | ||||||
| 12/17/25 | Alexis Warr & George Clarke REVEAL ALL About Strictly Finale! | Alexis Warr & George Clarke REVEAL ALL About Strictly Finale!Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotlineWelcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.comORSend a voice note to our Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=You can also listen here:Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIlWhy not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?Tiktok:https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=Hosts Socials:Max’s YouTube:https://youtube.com/@max_balegdeGeorge’s YouTube:https://youtube.com/@georgeclarkeMax’s TikTok:https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1George’s TikTok:https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1Max’s Instagram:https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=George’s Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/George’s Twitter:https://twitter.com/Clarke13George00:00 Introduction & Holiday Spirit02:57 Reflections on Performance & Competition05:59 Life on Tour: Funny Stories & Behind the Scenes08:59 Christmas Traditions & Family Celebrations11:55 My Favorite Christmas Movies & Gifts14:59 Disney Channel Nostalgia: Ranking the Shows28:46 Childhood Favorites: Disney Moments30:04 Ranking Iconic Disney Channel Shows31:40 Most Memorable Disney Characters & Relationships33:45 How Disney Shaped My Childhood37:30 Strictly Come Dancing Journey39:52 Favorite Strictly Moments45:54 Reflections on Growth & Confidence49:57 Final Thoughts & Future Plans Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | — | ||||||
| 12/11/25 | George Clarke REVEALS His Dance For Strictly Semi Final! | Discover student living that's more than a room with Student Roost. Visit studentroost.co.uk to find the room that's right for you.Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.comOR Send a voice note to our Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotli... You can also listen here:Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHf... Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshot... Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotli... Hosts Socials:Max’s YouTube: / @max_balegde George’s YouTube: / @georgeclarke Max’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_... George’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkee... Max’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igs... George’s Instagram: / georgeclarkeey George’s Twitter: / clarke13george00:00 – Kicking Things Off + My TikTok Hot Take03:02 – Wild Tour Stories & Behind-the-Scenes Moments05:53 – How I Ended Up Dancing on Strictly (and What Went Down)08:55 – TV Life: Live Shows, Chaos & Unexpected Moments12:03 – Strictly Secrets: Food, Backstage Routine & More15:03 – The Emotional Side of Performing (Yep, I Nearly Cried)18:05 – What You DON’T See: Production Tricks & Crowd Reactions29:26 – Handling Curveballs in Dance Competitions32:43 – Public Voting: The Stress, The Drama, The Reality35:11 – Dealing With Online Hate (and Staying Sane)38:00 – How Content Creators Actually Shape These Shows42:40 – More Strictly BTS: The Stuff Nobody Talks About45:29 – How Dance Styles & Performances Have Evolved51:26 – Where Content Creation in Entertainment Is Heading56:40 – Why Good Partnerships Make or Break a Dance01:01:10 – Looking Back: What the Whole Experience Taught Me Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | — | ||||||
| 12/3/25 | Max Balegde Reveals His Plans For Going On Strictly! | Max Balegde Reveals His Plans For Going On Strictly! Discover student living that's more than a room with Student Roost. Visit studentroost.co.uk to find the room that's right for you.Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.comOR Send a voice note to our Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotli... You can also listen here:Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHf... Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshot... Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotli... Hosts Socials:Max’s YouTube: / @max_balegde George’s YouTube: / @georgeclarke Max’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_... George’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkee... Max’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igs... George’s Instagram: / georgeclarkeey George’s Twitter: / clarke13georgeChapters00:00 Introduction and Personal Updates02:41 Strictly Come Dancing Insights05:34 The Challenges of Competition08:24 Behind the Scenes of Strictly11:32 The Importance of VTs14:27 Reflections on the Competition17:23 Community Engagement and Support20:17 Upcoming Performances and Predictions23:14 Musical Week Excitement26:06 Final Thoughts and Wrap-Up Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | — | ||||||
| 11/27/25 | Alexis Warr FINALLY Meets Max Balegde! | Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotlineDiscover student living that's more than a room with Student Roost. Visit studentroost.co.uk to find the room that's right for you.'Betterhelp 👉 Be at your best. Consider therapy with our paid partner, BetterHelp. Click https://betterhelp.com/TUH for a 10% discount on your first month of therapy.'Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.comOR Send a voice note to our Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= You can also listen here:Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Hosts Socials:Max’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@max_balegde George’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@georgeclarkeMax’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 George’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 Max’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= George’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ George’s Twitter:https://twitter.com/Clarke13George Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | — | ||||||
| 11/19/25 | George Responds to Judges Harsh Comments & Max Tells ALL About Stranger Things! | Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotlineDiscover student living that's more than a room with Student Roost. Visit studentroost.co.uk to find the room that's right for you.'Betterhelp 👉 Be at your best. Consider therapy with our paid partner, BetterHelp. Click https://betterhelp.com/TUH for a 10% discount on your first month of therapy.'Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.comOR Send a voice note to our Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= You can also listen here:Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Hosts Socials:Max’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@max_balegde George’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@georgeclarkeMax’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 George’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 Max’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= George’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ George’s Twitter:https://twitter.com/Clarke13GeorgeChapters00:00 Introduction to the Useless Hotline02:51 Fashion Choices and Personal Style05:38 Health and Illness Experiences08:34 Red Carpet Experiences and Celebrity Encounters11:34 Stranger Things Premiere and TikTok Awards14:22 Behind the Scenes of Celebrity Interviews17:25 Live Stream Mishaps and Misunderstandings22:29 Stranger Things and TikTok Fame25:47 Reflections on Mental Health and Therapy28:06 The Journey of Strictly Come Dancing29:40 The Pressure of Competition and Performance32:32 The Excitement of Blackpool Week38:25 The Fun and Challenges of Dance43:26 Celebrating Personal Milestones in Dance50:41 Judging and Feedback in Dance Competitions52:27 Exploring Iconic Venues54:28 Anticipating the Australian Tour56:17 Travel Plans and Excitement58:00 Dilemmas of Daily Life01:01:56 The Thrill of Gambling01:03:37 Balancing Witchcraft and Love Life01:04:19 The Gendered Perception of Magic01:07:55 School Memories and Embarrassing Moments Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | — | ||||||
| 11/13/25 | Max & George Are Going... DOWN UNDER 🇦🇺 | Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotlineDiscover student living that's more than a room with Student Roost. Visit studentroost.co.uk to find the room that's right for you.Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.comOR Send a voice note to our Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= You can also listen here:Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Hosts Socials:Max’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@max_balegde George’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@georgeclarkeMax’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 George’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 Max’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= George’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ George’s Twitter:https://twitter.com/Clarke13GeorgeChapters00:00 Introduction to the Useless Hotline02:56 Hotel Room Shenanigans05:59 The Evolution of Influencer Events09:00 Memorable Experiences with Brands13:36 The Sports Direct Event14:51 Reflections on Past Experiences17:21 Looking Back on Influencer Life21:12 Dreaming of the Future23:59 Nostalgia and Reflection26:07 Touring Down Under31:04 Strictly Come Dancing Journey39:07 Emotional Connections in Dance40:15 Creating Lasting Memories Through Performance41:29 Raising Awareness Through Personal Experiences42:23 The Anxiety of Premieres and Public Events44:41 Reflections on Film and Adaptation46:53 The Humor in Celebrity Encounters48:46 The Joy of Reading and Personal Growth53:08 Experiencing Hollywood Glamour58:11 The Excitement of Future Interviews Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | — | ||||||
| 11/5/25 | The Truth About George’s Song Choice’s & Max’s Vegas Disaster! | Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotlineDiscover student living that's more than a room with Student Roost. Visit studentroost.co.uk to find the room that's right for you.Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.comOR Send a voice note to our Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= You can also listen here:Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Hosts Socials:Max’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@max_balegde George’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@georgeclarkeMax’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 George’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 Max’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= George’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ George’s Twitter:https://twitter.com/Clarke13George00:00 Kicking Things Off (and Dealing with Tech Chaos)02:54 Health Scares and Random Life Struggles05:49 Dance Outfits and Performance Disasters08:37 Vegas Madness and Gambling Gone Wrong11:23 What Gambling Taught Us (Yes, Really)12:19 The Rollercoaster of Vegas Wins and Losses15:24 Wild Encounters in Sin City16:56 Celebrity Spotting — Our Brush with Fame18:38 Beating Self-Doubt on the Strictly20:49 The Pressure of Song Choice24:02 Competition Life: Finding the Right Style27:25 The Art of Moving Without Looking Weird28:37 Dealing with Being Watched Constantly29:32 When Privacy Isn’t Private Anymore31:43 The Messy Morals of Paparazzi Culture33:24 Meeting Fans and Feeling the Love34:50 The Crumbl Cookie Situation Is Crazy37:23 What’s Coming Next on The Useless Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | — | ||||||
| 10/28/25 | George Clarke shares thoughts on strictly scores... | Get tickets to our Now Hiring tour here: https://linktr.ee/nowhiringtour'Betterhelp 👉 Be at your best. Consider therapy with our paid partner, BetterHelp. Click https://betterhelp.com/TUH for a 10% discount on your first month of therapy.'Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotlineWelcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.comOR Send a voice note to our Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= You can also listen here:Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Hosts Socials:Max’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@max_balegde George’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@georgeclarkeMax’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 George’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 Max’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= George’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ George’s Twitter:https://twitter.com/Clarke13George Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | — | ||||||
| 10/22/25 | Max terrifies George with his Halloween look... Strictly recap and MORE | Get tickets to our Now Hiring tour here: https://linktr.ee/nowhiringtourJoin our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotlineWelcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.comORSend a voice note to our Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=You can also listen here:Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIlWhy not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?Tiktok:https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=Hosts Socials:Max’s YouTube:https://youtube.com/@max_balegdeGeorge’s YouTube:https://youtube.com/@georgeclarkeMax’s TikTok:https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1George’s TikTok:https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1Max’s Instagram:https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=George’s Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/George’s Twitter:https://twitter.com/Clarke13George Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | — | ||||||
| 10/17/25 | And The Award Goes To….Max Balegde!!!! (ft. Joel Dommett!!) | Subscribe to ‘And The Award Goes To…’ Here: https://tinyurl.com/spotify-and-the-award-goes-toIn this bonus episode, Max - armed with voice notes from George - appears on a brand new podcast, ‘And The Award Goes To….’. It’s the awards show that’s also a podcast, where Max dishes out five prizes across five categories created especially for him.Listen in as Max picks his winners for awards such as The Best Reality TV Personality of All Time, the Best British Meme, and More!Follow ‘And The Award Goes To…’On Spotify: link https://tinyurl.com/spotify-and-the-award-goes-to On Apple Podcasts: https://tinyurl.com/and-the-award-goes-to On Amazon: https://tinyurl.com/amazon-and-the-award-goes-to On TikTok: https://tinyurl.com/tiktok-and-the-award-goes-to On Instagram: https://tinyurl.com/Insta-And-The-Award-Goes-To On YouTube: https://tinyurl.com/YouTube-And-The-Award-Goes-To Brand new episodes of ‘And The Award Goes To’ drop every Friday.Brought to you by Argos and Acast Creative. The views and opinions expressed in this podcast are solely those of the host(s) and do not necessarily reflect the view or position of Argos or any of its group companies. Descriptions of the products mentioned in this podcast are accurate as at the time of recording. Check your local store or argos.co.uk for product availability, which may vary. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | — | ||||||
| 10/14/25 | George Tells Us How He Really Felt... | Get tickets to our Now Hiring tour here: https://linktr.ee/nowhiringtourJOIN OUR PATREON!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotlineWelcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.comOR Send a voice note to our Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= You can also listen here:Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Hosts Socials:Max’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@max_balegde George’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@georgeclarkeMax’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 George’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 Max’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= George’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ Max’s Twitter:https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg George’s Twitter:https://twitter.com/Clarke13George Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | — | ||||||
| 10/6/25 | George Clarke & Alexis Warr Break Silence On First Strictly Elimination | Get tickets to our Now Hiring tour here: https://linktr.ee/nowhiringtourJOIN OUR PATREON!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotlineWelcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.comOR Send a voice note to our Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= You can also listen here:Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Hosts Socials:Max’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@max_balegde George’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@georgeclarkeMax’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 George’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 Max’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= George’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ Max’s Twitter:https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg George’s Twitter:https://twitter.com/Clarke13George Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | — | ||||||
| 9/29/25 | George Tells The Truth About Dani Dyer Leaving Strictly.... | JOIN OUR PATREON!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotlineWelcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.comOR Send a voice note to our Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= You can also listen here:Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 Instagram:https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Hosts Socials:Max’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@max_balegde George’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@georgeclarkeMax’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 George’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 Max’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= George’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ Max’s Twitter:https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg George’s Twitter:https://twitter.com/Clarke13George Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | — | ||||||
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