The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG

Last episode, the Agents of the Inquisition made the final preparations before their flight onto the Ork Rok that has enveloped the Blackstone Pylon codenamed Ravenor. The Judge’s consciousness was transported into the Inquisitork’s body, where he still occasionally battles to take control of his Orkish instincts. Damien underwent a variety of hideously painful cosmetic and surgical procedures to make him look more like an Ork Wyrdboy. Morgan oversaw the painting and Ork-ification of the Emperor’s Bared Teeth, and Stevius agreed to fly the team down to their target and await orders to pick them up when the mission was done. Solomon realized that Judge’s cyber-mastiff should also be disguised and painted the mechanical beast in appropriate Ork colours. With everything decided, including their first strike being at the Goff’s at the top of the Rok’s Ork hierarchy, all that’s left to do is to fly there and get past the Ork armada guarding the place. Can they survive long enough to get to the Pylon’s surface? Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante. Enjoying Agents of the Inquisition? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Last episode, the Agents of the Inquisition had their final day of preparation before their arrival in the Damascus system. The Judge finished his Ork-ducation with a lesson on Ork psychology that he promptly used to successfully manipulate the Inquisitork into behaving. Morgan, meanwhile, confessed to Solomon that the team was working under Special Condition. Realizing she had told Solomon, so the secret was out, she soon called a meeting with the Judge and Damien. Confessing this terrible secret to them as well sent Daminen spiralling into paranoia but he was forced to contain his fears as he has no choice but to stay (as he’ll be executed as a rogue psyker anywhere else). The Judge found himself silently furious at Valentyne for the mistake he believes the Inquisitor made keeping this all secret, and ordered CL053T to build him a new REX2 that he named an expletive. Solomon and Damien couldn’t find comfort in sharing the truth before bed, while the Judge tried to give Morgan a replacement desk. Though that didn’t work, the two found a moment of silent connection. The team’s status under Special Condition has been revealed and there are no more secrets left. Will this help them in their next mission, or will a lack of confidence lead the Agents of the Inquisition to their doom? Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante. Enjoying Agents of the Inquisition? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Last episode, the Agents of the Inquisition began preparing for their next mission alongside the Inquisitork. Morgan worked with Avarice and CL053T to build a hypnomat machine to speed-teach the Judge Ork Kultur and customs. Solomon spent his time training Whistler and finally taught the Kroot Hound basic commands in a way that stuck. But most importantly of all, Damien and the Judge began training alongside the Inquisitork itself. The Judge allowed himself to be battered by the creature before bringing in some combat servitors to really let the Ork release its aggression. Damien, throughout this process, began to identify and get in touch with “the Green Fury” a term he uses to describe Ork psyker effects. He’s already learned a new painful form of Ork healing and how to force people to speak the truth. With only days left before their mission begins - can Damien truly become a Wyrdboy and can the Judge learn how to take over the Inquisitork’s body and become a convincing Warboss? Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante. Enjoying Agents of the Inquisition? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Last episode, Avarice gave Morgan the information required for her team’s upcoming mission. She learned the Inquisitork was an Ork that had been altered to be loyal to the Inquisition and was currently being thawed out of a cryo-pod onboard the Lucky Strike. She also learned her team’s mission is to convince an ork armada to leave a Blackstone pylon codenamed “Ravenor”. It will be an undercover mission with Damien training alongside the Inquisitork to learn how to act as a “Wyrd Boy”, and the Judge is to use his wraithbone implants to take over the Inquisitork’s body and become Warboss of the Ork forces. Valentyne intended for the Judge to have learned the Ork language, Ork Kultur, Ork weaponry, Ork Psychology and all things Ork during his captivity with Libertine Morwith. However, when Morgan explained this to the team the Judge pulled her aside and admitted he learned nothing during his captivity and made furious statements about the Inquisitor’s incompetence. Morgan promised the Judge future punishment for his heresy and told him HE would be judged after this mission. They returned to  the rest of the team - but before they could talk further the Inquisitork was revived and Morgan now finds herself facing off with a xenos wearing a custom-made Commissar’s uniform in CL053T’s hold. Can the agents of the Inquisition survive meeting their newest teammate? Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante. Enjoying Agents of the Inquisition? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices