Claude Does My Inventory

About this episode

Jesse discusses his experience outsourcing his brain to an AI while exploring various topics including game theory and current events.

Jesse has officially outsourced his brain to an AI. This week he trained Claude to read his POS system’s creative spelling (“Crown Apple 750 w Flask” is apparently a different product than “Crown Apple 750”), hit his session usage limit doing bar inventory, and used it to tell him which Joe Rogan episodes to skip — which turns out to be most of them. Ed and Mike try to keep up while Jesse explains game theory, Robert Axelrod, and the prisoner’s dilemma, none of which anyone asked for. Also: online voting, casino money laundering (Mike legally cannot elaborate), and Iran’s oil fields are on fire but that’s fine.

People in this episode

Hosts: Ed, Mike, Jesse

Topics covered

• AI
• bar inventory
• game theory
• prisoner's dilemma
• online voting
• casino money laundering
• Iran's oil fields

Keywords

• Claude
• POS system
• Joe Rogan
• Robert Axelrod

Mentioned in this episode

Products: Crown Apple 750 w Flask, Crown Apple 750

Places: Iran

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