Hemorrhoids, Hoosiers, & G.I. Joes

About this episode

The crew discusses personal hygiene, immigration policy, and reminisces about 80s toys.

The crew opens with the finer points of personal hygiene before Jesse recounts his freezing, high-as-a-kite trip to Georgia, complete with antique posters warning of "crime, suicide, and prostitution." The conversation takes a sharp turn into the ethics of immigration policy (with some googled stats), before a warm, nostalgic crash landing into the greatest toys of the 80s—from Ewok Villages to Thundercats. It's a rollercoaster from ass-scratching to action figures.

People in this episode

Host: Jesse

Topics covered

• personal hygiene
• immigration policy
• 80s toys
• nostalgia

Keywords

• hemorrhoids
• Hoosiers
• G.I. Joes
• Ewok Villages
• Thundercats

Mentioned in this episode

Products: Ewok Villages, Thundercats, G.I. Joes

Places: Georgia

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