No Snow, No Kings, and No Idea What We’re Watching

About this episode

The episode covers Jesse's snow report from Breckenridge, discussions on the No Kings protest, online slots, and various pop culture topics.

Jesse’s back from Breckenridge with a report: worst snow in 50 years, one open quarter of one mountain, and a lot of beginners getting in the way. Meanwhile, the crew catches up on the No Kings protest math, debates whether online slots are actually rigged (Nicole wins $700 on her first spin and hasn’t stopped), and goes deep on the mom-and-pop economy, what killed it, and what’s left. Also: Pee Wee Herman’s adult HBO special, Phil Hartman dying before your coworkers were born, Howard the Duck in the MCU, and a piracy website that’s been up for a decade and nobody cares.

People in this episode

Host: Jesse

Topics covered

• Breckenridge snow report
• No Kings protest
• online slots
• mom-and-pop economy
• Pee Wee Herman
• Phil Hartman
• Howard the Duck
• piracy websites

Keywords

• snow report
• protest math
• rigged slots
• mom-and-pop economy
• HBO special
• MCU

Mentioned in this episode

Products: online slots

Places: Breckenridge

More episodes of Two Dicks in a Bar

• The Mouse We Released on the Competitor’s Patio · June 11, 2026 · 1h 6m
• Head Wound, Horse Jerky, and the Guy Who Beat a Calculator · June 4, 2026 · 1h 32m
• The Answers Keep Changing and That’s the Problem! · May 28, 2026 · 1h 37m
• Everything will be OK as soon as you are OK with everything. · May 21, 2026 · 1h 33m
• Nobody Wants My Meat · May 7, 2026 · 1h 8m
• “ She Nods Slowly” · April 30, 2026 · 1h 17m