Woodbine: A Parkdale Haunts Production

A client shows up looking to reunite with their other half (in a more literal sense than you'd expect). Grace takes Bea out on the town (how fun!). Rhys makes a lot of puns (to be expected). Hollis... wait, what is Hollis doing? ... hmm. CONTENT WARNING: sex (implied) Featuring the voices of: Emily Kellogg as Grace Alex Nursall as Bea Ian Boddy as Rhys Rob Deobald as Lennox J Strautman as Hollis Niall Spain as Friedrich Taylor Davis as Aurelius Shaun Oldfield as Michael and Harleen Bhogal as the ROM employee Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at ⁠⁠Pirate Sound⁠⁠ Artwork by ⁠⁠Andy Kelly⁠⁠ Distributed by ⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠ You can find us on Instagram ⁠⁠@woodbinepodcast⁠⁠ Support us on Patreon at ⁠⁠patreon.com/parkdalehaunt⁠⁠ Transcripts, links, and more are available at ⁠⁠woodbinepod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello, and welcome. Here at Emiel, we like to think of ourselves as a community. A family, even. One not tied through blood - although that is a part of it, in a sense - but through a shared commitment. You help each other. You support each other. You stand by each other. That is how things work here. At the very least, it is the environment we hope to foster. Through hard work, the tireless efforts of our board of directors, and the dedication of our staff, we have grown from a small office in what is now Deer Park to a multi-faceted conglomerate with an ever-widening and diversifying portfolio. If you are lucky, you can become a part of it. Come, there is much to learn. Season 2 of Woodbine arrives September 24th, 2025. Woodbine is an original podcast Created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at Pirate Sound Artwork by Andy Kelly Distributed by Realm You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello again. We're just popping in to tell you about another podcast you might want to check out if you're a fan of Woodbine or Parkdale Haunt (and are looking for something to listen to while waiting for Season 2). Desert Skies is a quirky and heartfelt fiction podcast about life between this world and the next, set in the afterlife. The story takes place along the road of a lonely highway at a gas station called Desert Skies Astral Plane Fuel and Service Station. The staff at the station help new arrivals to the afterlife get ready to embark on their journey through the celestial spheres, and what begins as a slice of life story following new arrivals to the station grows into an epic tale where the stakes are life, or in this case, the afterlife, and death. The first and second season of Desert Skies are available now and the third season is currently in production.You can find Desert Skies on any podcast platform, or you can check out the rest of the podcast here: https://pod.link/1634726836 Thanks, and we’ll see you soon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Surprise! Here's Part 2. What, you thought we were going to wait? Hah! It's a Christmas miracle where we decided to drop both episodes within an hour of each other. Here's the rest of our discussion (featuring Emily, Alex, Ian, Rob and J) where we tried to answer as many questions as we could (we're sorry if we didn't get to yours). Thanks for listening, and we'll see you soon for our next holiday episode (and Season 2, Fall 2025) 🖤 Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at Pirate Sound Artwork by Andy Kelly Distributed by Realm You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You can only run for so long. At some point, you have to face your problems head on. Usually, you'd do this in therapy, but Grace is tired of platitudes and obfuscations and questions. She wants answers and there's only one person who can give them to her. But that means no more running, no more avoiding, no more looking away. You have to face your problems head on, no matter what happens, no matter what they bring. You have to stop running at some point. No matter what, the past will find you and it is not kind. This is the season finale of Woodbine (Season One). We'll see you soon. CONTENT WARNING: verbal abuse, violence, death Featuring the voices of: Emily Kellogg as Grace Rob Deobald as Lennox Alex Nursall as Bea Ian Boddy as Rhys J Strautman as Hollis and Shaun Oldfield as Neil Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at Pirate Sound Artwork by Andy Kelly Distributed by Realm You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The past will always find its way back to you, whether it is the distant or the recent. It comes back with claws, ready to pull you into its embrace. You can't escape the violence that made you. It will always find a way to hook itself into your skin, burrow under, and then wait until you think you're safe. The past Grace has been running from is catching up. The past Bea is searching for is coming for her. And Rhys continues to just have a good time, everyone else be damned. CONTENT WARNING: violence Featuring the voices of: Alex Nursall as Bea Emily Kellogg as Grace Ian Boddy as Rhys Adil Lakhani as The Maestro Rob Deobald as Lennox Taylor Davis as Aurelius and Harlan Guthrie as Vander Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Emily Kellogg and Alex Nursall Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at Pirate Sound Artwork by Andy Kelly Distributed by Realm You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Something is weird in a hotel in Toronto and the team has to figure it out. Something is weird in a hotel in Toronto and the team has to figure it out. Wait, didn't I say that? Anyway, something is weird in a hotel in Toronto and the team has to figure it out. And something is weird in a hotel in Toronto and the team has to figure it out. But something is weird in a hotel in Toronto and the team has to figure it out. Hang on. Ok, I'm good, I know what we're talking about. Something is weird in a hotel in Toronto and the team has to figure it out. And... something is weird in a hotel in Toronto and the team has to figure it out. Didn't I say that already? I'm not sure what's happening. Something is weird in the episode description and I don't know what to do. I don't know how to escape. Something is weird in a hotel in Toronto and... I can't escape. And I don't know what to do. CONTENT WARNING: fire, alcohol Featuring the voices of: Ian Boddy as Rhys Emily Kellogg as Grace Alex Nursall as Bea J Strautman as Hollis Kyle Anderson as James and Gina Sorell as the Ghost Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at Pirate Sound Artwork by Andy Kelly Distributed by Realm You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The worst kind of joke is not one where no one laughs, but one where the joke-teller takes a violent, unyielding umbrage with your lack of mirth. The joke is on Grace when a not-so-funny artefact goes missing and someone from her past makes a sudden return. It's really no laughing matter though when Lennox reappears, leaving her with more questions than answers. There's no clowning around when he's involved. Alright, I've run out of puns, I think that's enough for this episode description. CONTENT WARNING: blood, violence, bodily harm Featuring the voices of: Emily Kellogg as Grace Alex Nursall as Bea Ian Boddy as Rhys Rob Deobald as Lennox Adil Lakhani as The Maestro Cameron Wylie as Travis Phil Wright as the heckler Keith Ohman as the MC Reyna Stillwater as the ticket taker Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at Pirate Sound Artwork by Andy Kelly Distributed by Realm You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices