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Hey! It's ZM! Today we talk to Mrs. Roper about her and 300 other Mrs. Ropers - and you should be one of them - who will be on board for an evening cruise on the Ottawa River July 24th for a girls night of dancing, drinks and dressing like the 70s TV icon!Get your tickets at www.girltrips.caAlso this week - Zoë talks more about her gig as your in-house co-host at Ottawa Blackjacks games, Tim's has plain Timbits back (Milky believes he and you played a roll in that) and why can't people just be happy for others?www.zmshow.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey it's Zoë & Milky... Today on ZM we get into the disastrous playoffs for the Sens (and the captain in particular), plus the Ottawa Charge who are still in it!Also today, a sell out for the hope opener of the Ottawa Titans, the return of Lady Dive and Poutinefest too!And, yes, shower beer. Do you drink in the shower? Is Zoë alone on this? The entire conversation started when Milky discussed an article that says people don't face the right way in the shower!Also, and Ottawa woman has a very unique cleaning business. Someone has to clean up a crime scene, right? (TikTok: @emmaemdecon)New summer drinks coming to McDonald's, a dog that does gardening, the Seagull Sc-reaching Championships, Taylor Swift may have planted another Easter Egg and her fans picked right up on it...We hope you love our conversation today! No politics, just fun banter about things that are current, cringey, crazy, comedic and cool in the Capital and beyond!www.zmshow.comBrought to you by www.mccarthyautomotive.ca Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey it's Zoë & Milky - ZM! This week, despite Milky suffering, and we mean SUFFERING from the man cold, we catch up with Ottawa comedian Lauren Lane who is launching astrology comedy nights at Laff Lounge - First show is this Thursday with an incredible lineup of local comedians who were born under the sign of Aries!And... Before the show, Christina Hearns will be doing tarot card readings!To book a reading, Christina is at https://www.christinahearns.ca/We've got 10 tickets to give away - simply text 613-604-6464!For more on Lauren Lane see https://www.instagram.com/laurenlanecomedy/Also this week.... Can the Sens do it? Can they hold on and make it into the playoffs? And what about the Charge? Find ZM online at www.zmshow.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today Zoé And Milky discuss Zoë's night at the Laugh For The Cure event! Plus she also went (willingly) to karaoke and the Bytown Theatre!We also try to figure out what the artistic angle was to Mayor Sutcliffe's recent "good morning Ottawa" photo. They do say great art gets people talking.Also - HUGE news this week for Ottawa entertainment as HISTORY gets set to open in the old Chapters location at Rideau and Sussex. Wallflowers and Pretty Reckless are among the names announced for it's first month of shows! We're beyond excited, and the cost of tickets isn't too bad!Speaking of reasonable... A Jays game for a family of four is under $300. We also tell you about the new 9-9-9 challenge happening at many MLB parks this season. Zoë says she could do it. Milky says there is no chance he could. Could you?Milky misses his longtime jeweler and turns to you for advice on a great, local, independent place to get a diamond replaced in a ring. Plus - the return of the "Walkman!" We hope you still have some of your cassettes! Celebrity stuff this week includes raunchy texts being sent to Sabrina Carpenter. People say it's Shaq. He says it's not. We think we know who it could be! News nuggets on this episode include the UFC steps up to help BC school shooting victim and we're now officially huge UFC fans because of it!And we're putting together the ultimate fast food meal! What chain are you going to for each of the following - a burger, a chicken sandwich, fries and a drink?www.zmshow.com is us online - brought to you by www.mccarthyautomotive.ca Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey! It's Zoë & Milky back with more conversations covering what's current, cool, comedic and cringey in Canada's Capital and beyond!Today, we talk about the PWHL's Ottawa Charge who are said to be in talks with the Ottawa Senators about moving to Canadian Tire Centre... And we discuss the embarrassing home game this week where Montreal Canadienne fans overwhelmed our arena and then trolled us online calling it Montreal's other home. And, they're not wrong.Plus - inspired by Alan Doyle's visit to Ottawa (and other cities on his current tour) we asked you what he's been asking his followers - where's the best place in Ottawa to get a cup of coffee with a friend? Milky had no idea we had this many coffee shops, let alone great ones! Zoë, meanwhile, feels she lives in Ottawa's "coffee district" also known as Hintonburgh! And yes, we'll reveal the top vote getter!News Nuggets this week include - a women being told to take the surgical screws out of her head herself, snake yoga, never trust your kids with your phone, and churning butter while jogging.In Celebrity Stuff - What's in the Oscar "loot bags?" Plus, Pussycat Dolls are back, the BS celebrities put up with from fans and when enough is enough, Dakota Johnson bares it all and Drew Barrymore's show signs on for 2 more years!And, it's a spring themed round of This Or That And Why!www.zmshow.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today Zoë and I kinda fall backwards into a conversation about Ottawa and it's reputation as being a city that is in denial about all things sexy.It wasn't that long ago that Ashley Madison ranked us as the #1 city in North America for affairs. There were several swinger clubs with street front signage.With Ashley Madison re-branding, and with new stats that show more and more couples are in open relationships we couldn't help but wonder why Ottawa seems to portray itself as somewhere that adult fun not only can't exist, but doesn't exist.Also this week, we hear about a 4 eared cat who the internet has fallen in love with, a grandfather made headlines this week after his hilarious license plate was taken away, and the cottage used in Heated Rivalry is now available on Air BnB!Zoë's got some thoughts on Brady Tkachuk following the games in Italy, plus - police are now using drones to catch people who continue to drive with their phones in their hands. We wonder WHY people still do this? Connecting to your car is easier, safer, and legal.And John speaks for the first time about the loss of his friend Lowell Green. Lowell's last shows were co-hosted by John on the internet radio platform he launched.And, as promised, here's the link to a BuzzFeed page you should bookmark for when you need a feel good story: https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.buzzfeed.com/arsheenkaur44/wholesome-internet-posts-february-23&ved=2ahUKEwiD1Lqa-_ySAxUkxuYEHT9kITkQFnoECBoQAQ&usg=AOvVaw0OSJjYJqcwq4RlwsZPUWevWe're online at www.zmshow.comBrought to you by www.mccarthyautomotive.ca Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey it's Zoë & Milky (or as we discover this week, Zoë prefers Zo-ayyyyyyy)What a fun conversation! We wonder who in the world thought to name a day in FEBRUARY as "work naked day" - clearly they can't be Canadian. We also discuss Shower With Friends Day which was also this past week.We loved watching Kylie and Jason Kelce learning to curl on TikTok this week, and that leads to a conversation about which rink in Ottawa is the best for curlers... And for showering with friends.We introduce you to a 90 year old Instagram star from New Brunswick, take on the Tate McRae controversy, and learn why Elmo is pissed at Taylor Swift. Wait... .What????We loved the opening ceremonies at the Olympics and run down some of the new events you'll see this year, and we discuss the NFL championship game (not allowed to use the S name apparently) and determine that the team in blue will win. haha... We also look at some of the silliest things you can actually bet on as it pertains to the game.Our conversations are always a lot of fun, unrehearsed and, frankly, just two unhinged dumb dumbs set loose on the internet!We're so glad you chose us to keep you company! www.zmshow.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ZM is Zoë & Milky - fun conversations every weekend where we cover what's current, cool, comedic and cringy in Canada's Capital and beyond!Today we get caught up after both being away last weekend - But of us finding our own kind of fun!We're joined by Euan who is part of the production of One Small Misstep playing this week at the Gladstone Theatre https://thegladstone.ca/ for tickets and more info!This week - You just never know what kids will say, including one 5 year old who told his teacher that Mommy makes videos in her bedroom. Except it's not what you think. It's pretty cute, actually.We look at some of the items being offered on Gwenyth Paltrow's Goop Guide for Valentine's day. THAT's always a good laugh!A Reddit thread caught our eye this week - reasons you chose to NOT hire someone. OMG people can be stupid!This week's Celebrity Stuff includes news that David Letterman is returning to Canada after almost 50 years, Martin Short did a bad, bad thing at Selena Gomez's wedding, and fans in Russia are risking jail to see Heated Rivalry. Just how hot IS that show?!?! And, OMG we can't wait to see the new Canada Shore Show which is shot in Kelowna BC! ... Speaking of, that city is home to our Doozie Of A D'uh Of The Day winner this week!Thanks for choosing us to keep you company on your commute, while you work out or walk the dog! We're online (including links to our Youtube) at www.zmshow.comBrought to you by www.mccarthyautomotive.ca Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy new year from ZM! Zoë & Milky!We’re covering what's current, cool, comedic and cringy in the Capital and beyond!Another fun conversation this week as we get into why nobody in Ottawa seems to ever know what direction they’re going. Do you know which way is east? Or West? Or North? Or South?We also talk about another driver being pulled over without insurance.  Add that to more than $27,000 in unpaid fines they already have.In the GOOD NEWS department, it appears the end is near for the 6-7 craze, plus this year’s top Ai prompts people loved, and how Ai has failed us recently, world records that were broken in 2025 and Tim’s has revealed their top treats of the past year!  That got us onto the topic of fast food and Zoë wondering why her Big Macs always look like they lost a wrestling match. Meanwhile Milky has found the only place in Canada that seems to know how to do a Whopper right! We talk fashion, since Zoë slayed with her new year’s outfit!  Plus, are weight loss drugs worth it?  Milky’s considering it.And then there’s the entire unfortunate incident of a bird and Zoë’s car. Looking for some great conversation during your walk, or a long drive? Hi! We’re ZM! www.zmshow.com - brought to you by www.mccarthyautomotive.ca Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's ZM! Zoë & Milky! Covering what's current, cool, comedic and cringy in the Capital and beyond!This week we discuss road construction in Ottawa. Why the hell does it take so long? Do you ever seen anybody working?Also... The Ottawa Senators made a marketing boo boo after the Chicago game and recovered from it magnificently!We'll keep you laughing with a new game we play called Sound It Out - where we take 3 or 4 individual words, and you have to figure out what the sentence is that, when put together, they create!And, thanks to a HUGE response on Facebook, we get into the things people do on Facebook that give you the "ick." OMG there are soooo many things! And yes, we include the new Ai Christmas portraits that suddenly popped up this week!Plus Gridr's Unwrapped for 2025 is glorious, women consumed a lot of naughty things on Pornhub this year, the most annoying songs of 2025, and our Dooziest D'uh Of The Week and more!Merry Christmas / Happy Holidays from ZM! Our listener numbers continue to grow and that's thanks to you! We're grateful!ZMwww.zmshow.comzoemilkman@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey! It's Zoë & Milky - back at it on ZM!Today we discuss Zoë's recent trip to Montreal - a city that never disappoints!Plus... John is selling his truck but doesn't want to do that privately because people can't be trusted. How does someone do this?Did you ever get in real trouble at school? We'll tell you why we each did.Our Spotify Wrapped could not be more different, find out why! And... Hold onto your undies - we will reveal the colour of the year for 2026! It's soooo (not) exciting!We have our headlines of the week, including one very drunk racoon and Celebrity Stuff this week including Bad Bunny as the most streamed artist on earth, this year's performers on Rockin' New Years Eve, a milestone for Kelly Clarkson and more!www.ZMShow.com Brought to you by www.mccarthyautomotive.ca Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey it's Zoë & Milky back for another recap of the week in weird news and celebrity entertainment!This week Zoë experienced Drunken Cinema! How is this the first we're hearing about it?And Milky maintains that the CFL is such a disaster that nobody in Canada is even aware that the Grey Cup is this weekend. Also this week, the iPhone pocket and a candy cane opener are two things that the world didn't know it needed... An Ai song is #1 on the charts, the celebrities that nobody hates, why a small group of moms want to boycott Wheel Of Fortune and a Hamilton man steels a bus and drives it better than a lot of bus drivers do!Find out who our D'uh Of The Week is, and it's another round of This Or That & Why!www.zmshow.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are you finding it stressful cheering on the Blue Jays? Us too!  Soooo stressful, but so fun! GO JAYS!Cats are horrible… Milky’s cat has proven that once again.It was a rough week for the Milkman - his super hulk strength resulted in a smashed out window on his truck.Zoë is celebrating the birthday of her beloved “Granny Moo” who has sure seen a lot of things in her 95 years - all of which she’s put into a memoir!Celebrity stuff this week including… Jesse Eisenberg donating a kidney and Sydney Sweeney gets controversial again and a Kardashian is now selling lollipops for your vagina - Zoë weighs in on that in a fantastic way!News Nuggets include a Toronto marketing company making pure gold out of a bad situation when they were sent a cease and desists from the Toronto Blue Jays, and an NHL team introduces the all new Florida Man Cam!Memes We’ve Seen.Who will win our weekly “Doozie Of The D’uh Of The Day” Award this week?  The drunk guy who broke into a sausage shop or the funeral home who put the wrong body on display?www.zmshow.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.