Cirque Du Sirois

We assembled an all-time NFL dream team made up entirely of Texas-born players, and we're convinced they'd beat the living hell out of any team the other 49 states could put together. Plus, we play TimeStamp 20:26, the movie screenshot guessing game that's sweeping the nation. And finally, meet the Millennial Bonnie and Clyde. They're making headlines, but instead of knocking over banks and making off with bags of cash, these criminal masterminds are stealing... electric bikes. The American outlaw has officially hit rock bottom.

The Cowboys bounce back against the Texans as Dak puts together an MVP-caliber performance and CeeDee keeps rewriting the record book.Plus, we sit down with our 3rd Marble Conqueror and learn how he cracked the Da Cashi Code.And our Hero of the Day: The In-Flight Lady Wanker.

The Cowboys lost a close one to the Ravens in Brazil. So, is it time for doom and gloom, or is all the “yelling about football” just useless noise in a long season for a team that might actually be getting better every week?You might be surprised by Mikey and Danny’s take. Plus, some Game of Thrones movie news, and who knew Cash was such a fan of silent film?***Due to music licensing issues, Twitch Raids will no longer be included in our podcast version. They can still be enjoyed on our YouTube channel and as a Patreon Platinum member.

It was a wild day in Dallas. We break down the Cowboys' bizarre day, including some truly brutal injuries.Plus, the three-game Rangers series we had to suffer through as a Dumb Zone bet payoff turned out to be… actually fun.And we prank-call Diamond Talk with "Ron" — the goddamn hero we all need right now.

NFL Week 1 is in the books—and the Cowboys’ highly anticipated trip to the Meadowlands did NOT go according to plan. Just an ugly Week 1 blip… or are there already some glaring problems in Dallas?Plus: why are people STILL trying to get away with pee-pee cams? And Mikey faces the ultimate question: could he survive a 132-foot “death dive”?Of course, Mikey thinks he absolutely could.

Keanu Soto joined Cirque for the entire show to discuss all things Big Brother. Plus, Donald Trump shuts grinds Downtown Dallas to a halt. And, don't shout profanities on a commercial flight unless you wanna get duct taped to your seat.

On Saturday, Danny received the call that his father had suffered a heart attack and was not expected to survive. What follows is an honest and heartfelt conversation between three best friends about the profound difficulty of losing a parent—and how grief can bring new perspective to the complicated, often unfinished nature of family relationships.

We lost Dolly just a few hours ago, these are our heartfelt reactions • An unlikely inspiring speech from a Dallas Cowboy rookie • We visit with the guy that created the Dallas World Cup poster, Matt Cliff (www.mattcliff.com).

Cash and Danny pay off their World Cup bet by larping as a matador and a conquistador. New TV show recs in The Velvet Rope. How did Fort Worth get the nickname "Panther City?"

Cash and Mikey regale us with tales of Pebble Beach. DIngu tells the sad truth about how to fix Deep Ellum.A visit with our first Search Du Sirois marble finder and winner of $1K!

The first clue for Marble #1 is revealed! Danny gets mad playing animal charades. Mikey is obsessed with Mr. Jambo.

Cash and Dingu appear on television. The announcement and rules of "Search Du Sirois" are revealed. How YOU can get elected mayor of Bonertown.

A major station announcement announcing the real major station announcement. Mikey and Dingu are in pain and they'll tell you why. Also, how you can become a member at Augusta!