A Virtual Lesbian Simulator and 62 Million Sex Pests

About this episode

The episode discusses social media reactions to a fictional rape academy, explores a VR lesbian simulator, and highlights a prostitution ring involving Texas cops.

Episode Summary Friday’s show kicks off with social media hysteria over a supposed 62 million-man rape academy , spirals into audio porn for tiny-penised sons, detours through a VR lesbian simulator , and somehow lands in Texas with a prostitution ring allegedly built for horny cops. Just a nice, normal end to the week. 62 million visits to a filthy porn site somehow get rebranded online as 62 million American men attending rape school , because no one can read and everyone wants the scariest version of the headline. Tim imagines Rape Academy as a deranged 1980s sex-pest comedy, complete with hijinks, roofies, and a theme song that absolutely should not be as catchy as it is. Goon Dad enters the scene with race-play, dad-domination, tiny penis encouragement, and enough whispered depravity to make everyone involved need therapy. Lesbian Simulator arrives in virtual reality so straight people can apparently do homework about queer identity while earning carabiners in a stylized neon dyke universe. Texas cops allegedly kept a private prostitution pipeline running for years, proving once again that some people will absolutely never arrest the guy paying for the service. Lesbian…

People in this episode

Host: Tim

Topics covered

• social media hysteria
• virtual reality
• prostitution
• comedy
• sexuality
• pornography

Keywords

• rape academy
• Lesbian Simulator
• Texas cops
• audio porn
• comedy
• sexuality
• virtual reality

Mentioned in this episode

Products: Lesbian Simulator

Places: Texas

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