A Warlock Traveled Through The Earth For Christian Ass - NEW SHOW!

About this episode

The episode features a mix of absurd topics including birthday celebrations, Christian wizard warfare, and a guest recounting a spiritual encounter with a warlock.

Episode Summary Monday’s show is a rich stew of birthday flatulence, Christian wizard warfare, Starbucks demonology, an enraged Walmart patriot, diamond-smuggling digestive drama, and a European contest devoted entirely to screaming like a seagull. In other words, a very normal start to the week. Dragon Cum’s birthday gets honored with a sponsorship request, an insensitive reenactment, and a deeply cursed Commodore 64 “Happy Birthday” performance that sounds like a computer farting out affection. Tim proudly unveils his new low-tech masterpiece after apparently spending forever whistling notes into ancient hardware like a man trapped in an 8-bit hostage situation. The intro clip delivers exactly what it promises: an elevator full of idiots , a panic attack, a wedged-open door, death threats for security, and one guy screaming at customer service like he’s auditioning for prison theater. Katie Souza returns to the program with yet another spiritual combat report, this time involving a warlock who traveled through the earth , tried to recruit her, and then apparently slid into bed behind her like a demonic spooning expert. Tim gifts the birthday boy a full insensitive reenactment…

People in this episode

Host: Tim

Guest: Katie Souza

Topics covered

• birthday celebrations
• Christian wizard warfare
• demonology
• Walmart incidents
• magical battles
• spiritual combat
• absurd contests

Keywords

• birthday flatulence
• Christian wizard
• Starbucks demonology
• Walmart patriot
• magical reenactment
• warlock
• spiritual combat
• demonic squids

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: Starbucks, Walmart

Books & works: Commodore 64

Places: water kingdom, Europe

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