Aggressively Yanking On a 16th Century Penis

About this episode

The episode features a mix of bizarre commentary on Sandra Bullock, celebrity drama, and humorous takes on food and societal issues.

Episode Summary Friday’s show is a nice greasy little sampler platter of schizo Sandra Bullock paranoia, Lord Douche mug drama, Mead being painfully based, tranny weight-gain fever, lasagna hate music, creepy toe commentary, racist florist filth, stale Subway bread violence, and an Italian statue penis that just wanted to be left alone. Stacey Kennison returns with another deranged update from the Sandra Bullock witchcraft files, now involving the University of Wisconsin, being burned alive, and ovary sabotage straight from hell. Great Big Pete and Stabs send a replacement-style mug and Canadian candy for Lord Douche , who remains impossible to please and somehow still hasn’t opened his iPad. Tim falls down a weird rabbit hole involving Andrea , trans poly feeder drama, and a Truly episode that somehow keeps getting worse in fascinating ways. A man records a song about how much he absolutely hates lasagna , and it instantly earns Linda Finkel Hall of Fame consideration. The show opens with Sandra Bullock Is an Evil Witch , featuring Stacey Kennison accusing Sandy of rape plots, devil babies, protective-covering theft, and witchcraft crimes while casually recommending hummus and…

People in this episode

Host: Tim

Guest: Stacey Kennison

Topics covered

• Sandra Bullock
• comedy
• transgender issues
• food commentary
• weird news
• celebrity gossip

Keywords

• Sandra Bullock
• Stacey Kennison
• Lord Douche
• lasagna
• University of Wisconsin
• comedy
• transgender
• weird news

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: University of Wisconsin

Products: iPad, Truly, lasagna

Books & works: Sandra Bullock Is an Evil Witch

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