Cow Noise Constipation Cure: Moo Yourself To Better Shits

About this episode

The episode features absurd highlights from Mead Skelton's livestream, a tennis match interrupted by moaning, and a bizarre discussion on physical therapy.

🔥 Episode Highlights Mead Skelton gets the supercut treatment, with Tim tallying up an absolutely deranged number of “yeahs” from Mead’s latest livestream. Somewhere north of 40, plus bonus “I’m like a horsey” energy. A televised tennis match gets hijacked by the unmistakable sound of someone getting thoroughly railed in a nearby apartment, confusing commentators and improving the broadcast. A self-styled doctor of physical therapy explains how sticking a finger in your butt can help you poop, then somehow makes it weirder with cow noises, jaw positioning, and a suspiciously cheap poop course. Pastor Manning returns to call Melania Trump one of Jeffrey Epstein’s “whores,” because apparently this is what sermons look like now. 🐴 Mead Corner The Sideshow fallout continues as Tim revisits Mead’s livestream and condenses it into its purest form: “yeah, yeah, yeah” , random anti-gay panic, and horse-adjacent stupidity. “Get That Thing Away From Me, I’m Straight” remains one of Mead’s most unintentionally revealing song titles, especially when paired with all the breathy affirmations and weird lunch-date lyrics. Tim reminds us that Mead is a communications major who thinks math is a…

People in this episode

Hosts: Tim, Mead Skelton

Topics covered

• comedy
• livestream highlights
• tennis match interruption
• physical therapy
• cow noises
• sermons
• pop culture

Keywords

• Mead Skelton
• Tim
• Pastor Manning
• tennis
• physical therapy
• cow noises
• comedy podcast
• livestream
• Jeffrey Epstein
• Melania Trump

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