Crazy Bee Lady Sends Her Buzzing Minions To Take Down The Police

About this episode

The episode features absurd stories including a mother punishing her son for alleged cat abuse and a food-delivery robot facing backlash.

Episode Summary Sweet Leprechaun somehow turns the 4 Hairy Cunt text line into an unsolvable riddle, pushing Tim to the very edge of human patience. A mother forces her son to smash his own PS5 after he allegedly slammed her cat onto the ground, and honestly the cat detail changes everything. A fired restaurant worker returns in full screaming mode, accusing management of making staff study the menu off the clock while announcing his Lexapro isn’t cutting it. A food-delivery robot politely asks for crosswalk help and gets told to go fuck itself for stealing human jobs. Cold world out there for little wheel-bots. The show opens with Alex Jones screaming about the royal Groom of the Stool , portable poop thrones, and world leaders allegedly handling ceremonial excrement like sacred state business. Tim then pivots immediately into listener abuse, because no DV morning is complete without somebody being publicly called too stupid to operate a phone. Sweet Leprechaun asks whether 4 Hairy Cunt is spelled like a man named Harry, despite months of jingles, reminders, and common sense all pointing the other way. Tim delivers a full remedial lesson on the difference between the longtime…

People in this episode

Host: Tim

Topics covered

• comedy
• listener interactions
• absurd news stories
• animal abuse
• workplace complaints
• technology and society

Keywords

• comedy
• listener abuse
• cat
• PS5
• food-delivery robot
• Alex Jones
• 4 Hairy Cunt
• Lexapro

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: Lexapro, 4 Hairy Cunt, PS5, Groom of the Stool

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