Turn Those Hemorrhoids Into Hemorrhoidade

Turn Those Hemorrhoids Into Hemorrhoidade

From Distorted View Daily by Distorted View

May 8, 2026 · 52 min

About this episode

The episode features a chaotic mix of topics including a water outage, aggressive masculinity, and humorous takes on societal collapse.

Episode Summary Friday’s show is a beautiful mess of zombie sponsorship theater, Lord Douche treating a water outage like the collapse of civilization, aggressively heterosexual gay porn, subway lunatics, and a Florida man trying to make calls on his shoe. Just a normal week-ending bouquet of rot. Bleached Asshole sponsors the episode and requests a full-on home invasion zombie intro, complete with yelling, biting, and enough confusion to make normal listeners briefly question reality. Tim floats the idea of doing an entire episode as a zombie for the right price, because apparently the show now has a menu. Action News 11 helps set the mood with the deeply important civic question of whether Fort Wayne should embrace the majestic name Harry Balls Government Center . Lord Douche experiences a neighborhood water outage as if society has entered its final phase, complete with panic, hoarding logic, empty jug deployment, and emergency field trips to acquire backup water. A six-to-eight-hour inconvenience somehow becomes proof that civilization is hanging by a thread and only a man with a garage full of containers can save us. Tim remains maddeningly calm, which only makes Lord Douche…

People in this episode

Host: Tim

Guest: Will Blunderfield

Topics covered

  • zombie sponsorship
  • water outage
  • Florida man
  • hemorrhoids
  • aggressive masculinity
  • subway lunatics

Keywords

  • hemorrhoids
  • zombie
  • Florida man
  • water outage
  • masculinity
  • subway lunatics
  • sponsorship

Sponsors

Bleached Asshole

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: Action News 11

Places: Fort Wayne, Harry Balls Government Center

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