My Brother, My Brother And Me

Something deep within us compels us to answer your questions, and it's not just because we have to renew our copyrights to our own likenesses every week. So we're blasting out advice about ice cream, clockwork men, and oh-so-many insects. Suggseted talking points: Wheelin and Dealin in Hollyweird, 1000 Bugs Never Eaten, Justin Robbins, Fill Your Life with Quiet Whispering Men Dyson Hand Dryer of a Ride, Dr Zaleus Died Before He Could Give Me a Soul Lamda Legal: https://lambdalegal.org/

Welcome to our master class! Today we're turning precious childhood memories into content and entering contract negotiations with a goose. Rest assured, any and all virtual succubi will be confiscated! I hope everyone brought their own clown nose or this will just be embarrassing. Suggested talking points: They Uncancelled Honk Boy, I Am the Laughman, Handful of Loose Icing, What If You Can't Turn the Clown Off, Small German Ghost Bullying Someone Into Submission, Clockwork Pink First Nations Development Institute: https://www.firstnations.org/

It turns out the McElroy family organization is the exact opposite of the Mafia in that we are known for being real goofs and also owe favors to a lot of people. But we still have lots of advice you can’t refuse about suspicious frozen desserts, responsible accent work, and baby wookies. Suggested talking points: Kit Fisto’s Best Friend, All Roads Lead to Sling Blade, Can’t Be Mad at Me I Said I Was Ignorant, Oops! We Bought a Mafia, They Call Me Creamy Pet First Nations Development Institute: https://www.firstnations.org/

We like to think of My Brother, My Brother, and Me as a safe space to talk about sharp bazongas, sick contra-bassoon riffs, and your shrimp walk with Jesus. But you have to be sure to get those skin puppies fed first. Suggested Talking Points: Comic Relief Epona, Slick Skylar Gissondos, Only a Contra-Bassoon Can Defeat A Bassoon, Shrimp Out for Jesus Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota: https://www.ilcm.org/donate/

It's our 800th Episode, and it's about time we show our real face. For 16 years, you thought we were Da Gooberman, but really we're Monica Angela Rita! But don't worry, we're still full of great advice even though our souls are spread out across eighty-eight haunted piano keys. Suggested Talking Points: Da Man in Da Goobermask, Be Gentle About Deck Size, Trade Your Brother for a Website, Hone Your Brain and Ditch Your Shame Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota: https://www.ilcm.org/donate/

Don't sleep on this one, especially not with special sleep gel on your head. We've got a giant quesadilla full of advice about not-so-hot pizza, ransoming your family from bears, and sudden revelations about the Steve Miller Band. Suggested talking points: Seven Sleepy Samurai, Neither Hot Nor Ready, Rupture Your Flesh Prison, Trade Up to a Broken House, A Bear Has My Family Immigrant Defenders Law Center: https://www.immdef.org/

Get your giant jug of colon cleaning juice and settle in for some wisdom, hard earned through Wire and Ass. We have advice about stolen slippers, royal ice cream, and the horrors of group chat. And obviously, yes, about bathrooms. Suggested talking points: Re-Laxative, Thirty-to-Thirty-six Boogie boards, Notice Us Squarespace Senpai, I’m Unjealous, Splash-Jug Taylor Immigrant Defenders Law Center: https://www.immdef.org/

Don’t go outside, it’s wet! Instead, cozy up with a wad of Big League Chew and your sorta creepy ghost husband, because we’re going to watch every holiday movie in existence to distract us from that utterly terrifying HUGE reindeer decoration. Why is it so BIG? Suggested talking points: As Fat a Chocobo as this Zenny Can Purchase, Method Chain from Huntington Steel, Maybe I’m Not a Cool Hang, You’re Not an Online Cat, My Life Story: Fuck, My Husband’s a Ghost Get your Candlenights 2025 tickets here: bit.ly/Candlenights2025 Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/