No Gods No Mayors

Before you listen! Here are the unlocked eps:36 Francis Suarez67 Joe CarolloThis week, mayor Riley completes his Miami Trilogy. Make sure you're wearing your best robe and slippers. Are those helicopters?We've unlocked two episodes from the NGNM Patreon, which you should consider subscribing to! Just 5 bucks a month, for two extra episodes a month!

That's right, folks. ONE L. Perfect for an L-bone steak. Don't ask us why. After a London Breed update and a trip to a Georgia town that fired every policeman, Mayor Mattie takes us back to the long 19th century for another made-up-sounding guy, the Boy Mayor of New York City himself! We implore you: don't read this guy's Wikipedia page ahead of time. This is a free episode of NGNM, for double the mayors why not head over to our Patreon at nogodsnomayors.com and sign up for the Municipal Benevolent Feed? Just five bucks a month for double the mayortaculus!

After we all yell at each other about bugs and shrimps, mayor Riley takes us to France for a Gaullist weirdo who also wrote a cookbook?This is a FREE episode. Why not get on the Patreon and get double the mayors? Just a thought. nogodsnomayors.com

After a quick visit to the Albanium, Riley takes us to Texas to talk about the closest thing we've got to the polar opposite of Benjamin Butler, the beginning of a trilogy (or two-ology) of Dallas mayors. This guy stinks! Dallas! Like the show "Dallas." This is a free episode! Join us on the Patreon and the Municipal Benevolent Feed for double the mayors!

LIVE SHOW ALERT: head to live.nogodsnomayors.com to get your live show tickets, now including Sunday 2-packs and LIVESTREAM tickets!We're joined this week by friend of the show Cory Doctorow to fix some bread prices and talk about ₱€₸€ "Mayor" ฿U₸₸I₲I€₲. We promise that the way that is typed out will make sense. Anyway, you know him, you probably hate him, but: You could hate him more! So join us, in doing that.This is a free biweekly episode, Join the Municipal Benevolent Feed for double the mayors, why don't you?Lots of audio credits this week for the drivetime radio bumper:thank you to actual, factual mayor Leeman Kessler of Gambier, Ohio for sending that in and, we guess, listening to this show??? FM radio tuning by MrAuralization -- https://freesound.org/s/269702/ -- License: Attribution 4.0Digital Radio Rack Unit Power Button 1_1 by Joao_Janz -- https://freesound.org/s/477618/ -- License: Creative Commons 0Fm Radio Static Brown Noise by IcedPhoenix49 -- https://freesound.org/s/732437/ -- License: Attribution 4.0trombone stretching 15 by PhonosUPF -- https://freesound.org/s/501278/ -- License: Creative Commons 0Rock guitar riff at 130bpm by RockerPlate -- https://freesound.org/s/817766/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

QUICK ANNOUNCEMENT! If you'd like a discounted 3-pack of tickets to our London live shows, get on that sooner rather than later! live.nogodsnomayors.com. ALSO we are very excited to announce that Myles from Me Rex (and the great "mayoral rodeo") will be joining us as our Paul Shaffer. Come join us!This week, DEVON (of being Devon and also Kill James Bond) joins us to talk about one mayor who was weirdly not undone by an enemy shark? Weird guy, we really had to do a lot of research at the local library about this guy.This is a FREE episode. Hop on the Patreon to get double the mayors.

NO GODS NO MAYORS LIVE SHOW TICKETS!!!!! live.nogodsnomayors.com 3 shows, April 25 and 26 at Big Belly Comedy Club on the South Bank. The three shows WILL be different. Get your TICKETS!This week, Comrade Mayor Nova takes us through a Romanov failbrother's journey from Twink Commander to First Cosmonaut. Get in your super-elaborate stagecoach, let's go!

It's a Mattie special – that's right, a weird guy who sucks extremely! The girls head to Pemberton, NJ, to talk about a guy who just loves getting sued sooooooo much.Get on the No Gods No Mayors patreon for double the mayors! Listen to November's new podcast Be Gay, Solve Crimes!Grab Mattie's new book why not!

This week, mayor Riley takes us to the old west, where a French Italian guy buys the most expensive hat in the world and starts a town just to piss everyone else off as much as possible. And then he does....another thing.Hey did you know that you can get double the mayors by joining the Municipal Benevolent Feed on our Patreon? nogodsnomayors.com

This week on No Gods No Mayors, mayor Mattie takes us to the city of Townsville, Australia for an encounter with a man weak of spine and weak of spirit. SAS guy, Cancer survivor, self-described "business man," and Q-Anon if the A an Anon stood for "Australian." This is a FREE episode! If you like the show, pitch in 5 bucks a month on the Patreon and get double the mayors! https://nogodsnomayors.com

Buffalo: The town that killed Big Bill McKinley. Friend of the show Hesse joins us to talk about mayor and classic drunken guy Jimmy Griffin. Get all your rhyming-named henchman (Boots, Scanoots, et al) and listen up! Hesse is on the Bottleman now with Riley! The Bottlemen is back! It's called "Trouble in River City" now! Also this is a FREE episode – why not join the Mayoral Benevolent Feed for twice the mayors?Are you in London? Take the listener poll about our possible live show!

Beep Beep Beep Beep, get ready for our most bleeped episode yet? We salute Eric Adams and then talk about CopMayor: The Mayor Who Thinks He's A Cop.This is a free episode. Why not join the Municipal Benevolent Feed and get double the mayors?