Text Me Back! With Lindy West And Meagan Hatcher-Mays

Today we are joined by Doug Lindner, the Senior Director for Judiciary and Democracy Advocacy at the League of Conservation Voters! He helps us explore such important questions as: Was Hitler also a big ole dummy? Are we cooked RE democracy? Should we buy Trump Doubloons? And the big Q of the day: Is the Supreme Court‌good? There’s no way, right??Doug lays bare some basic failures of the Supreme Court. The lack of ethics oversight or accountability. How billionaires are influencing justices. The “shadow docket” being used as a tool for the Republican agenda. Why we can’t just wait out this era.He also is deeply involved in democracy conservation, which means he shares actual viable solutions. Doug’s top advice: Bother your politicians about expanding and rebalancing the Supreme Court. Elect GOOD Democrats. Elect Democrats committed to bold swings. Don’t wait on the pendulum to swing back–Republicans have taken the pendulum off the damn clock. And we ask the perennial question: Who is the nicest person in congress? Tune in for nice stories about Jamie Raskin (Democrat Rep, Maryland), Sheldon Whitehouse (Democrat Senator, Rhode Island), and Hank Johnson (Democrat Rep, Georgia).Resources and actions:Follow @douglindner on bluesky - check out his pinned thread đŸ§ľHOW TO CALL CONGRESS AND FIGHT FASCISM đŸ§ľLCV.orgThe Scheme by Sheldon WhitehouseAlito harassing all of EnglandDistrict of Columbia v. Heller, the heretofore unheard of individual right to bear arms, and more recent gun cases that are wreaking havocWest Virginia v. EPA and the the Major Questions “Doctrine”Bush v. Gore legal team: Brett Kavanaugh and his best friend Karl RoveWrite in with any questions! SWAMP PERSON in the subject line to [email protected] Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We are still riding the high of last week’s pledge drive! For everyone who tuned in for the live, you’re legally our children now and we love you. So many people upgraded their Patreon memberships, wrote in with bestie esstays, connected in the Discord, and brought so much joy to our week. Asking for support is hard! And you all made it easy for us. Guess we’ll keep making the pod :/Because last week was packed with the pledge drive AND THE LAUNCH OF SWAMP PERSON, we had to lay down. So we are sharing our recent pledge drive ep featuring Ronald Young, Jr. because we’re just big fans and watching him experience the Gino’s jingle for the first time is absolutely required reading/viewing/listening. Textmebackolytes standby for further activation on voting for Ronald for TOP HOST. Stay tuned to what he gets up to on instagram @ohitsbigron. Again, thank you to ALL of our big beautiful listeners. We’re so honored to have your support. The last bit of pledge drive business we’ll share along for the year is a reminder to:Send your bestie a text with a link to your favorite episode – get them involved with THIS.Tag us with any BFF content on socialsRate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts (maybe you can helps us make it 800 5-star reviews???)Sign up, upgrade, or gift your bestie a subscription on Patreon!NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!Learn all about the Kayak Dad lore in: It’s Our First Episode!Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About KevinLearn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWsWE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple PodcastsGive us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! JoyThis is like catching up with a good friend on a call where you both belly laugh and have hilarious stories big and small to share. Sometimes serious when it matters. Always full of heart and care.BEPPERONI4 WE ARE FULL OF HEART AND CARE *AND* BEPPERONI NOW!!!!STUFF TO CHECK OUT: Follow Big Ron on socials!Wait til Ron gets to the next bracket and VOTE FOR HIM for Top Host!Tune into Walking the Path with Marcia ChatelainOrder Lindy’s book!!!! Adult BracesNEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!)Check out SWAMP PERSON Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news!Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)Listen Ad-Free by joining our $12 Patreon tier Freakaconda!Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news!Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people.â‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPodAlso! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!You can email us at [email protected]!WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!â‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!TEXT ME BACK is a comedy podcast where Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays spiral about politics, pop culture, dogs, space, friendship, anxiety, Lord of the Rings, and whatever cursed topic is haunting them that week. Along the way, they’ve welcomed brilliant and hilarious guests including Lizz Winstead (The Daily Show), Kelsey McKinney (Normal Gossip), Samantha Irby (We Are Never Meeting in Real Life), Guy Branum (Hacks), collaborators, comedians, political experts, writers, and internet icons for deeply unserious conversations.â‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Today we have a listener question coming in from one Lindy W. of the Washington State area: How come sometimes the Supreme Court issues a ruling that doesn’t make us want to claw our eyeballs out? Sometimes Clarence Thomas decides NOT to p*ss in our mouths??? Is that on purpose?Political wonk and THEE swamp person Meagan Hatcher-Mays has answers!Topics covered:-Meagan Hatcher-Mays, swamp wonk credentials and intro to this podcast!!!-Marbury v. Madison, the case that opened the door to judicial pee pee and poo poo -The Supreme Court’s recent ruling that Missouri cannot gerrymander the state to its death-Louisiana v. Callais and the gutting of the Voting Rights Act (VRA)-The “Purcell Principle” (MHM putting that law degree to WORK bb)-Options to keep your eye on: Supreme Court term limits and court expansion! Call your Member of Congress at (202) 224-3121!Resources and actions:Follow Mark Joseph Stern! Follow Chris Geidner! Follow Dahlia Lithwick! Follow Madiba Debbie and Balls and Strikes!Register to vote!! It matters even in a gerrymandered worldAsk your (Democratic) member of congress where they are at with court reform!Become a famous local thought leader by writing into your local paper with your political concerns!Write in with any questions! SWAMP PERSON in the subject line to [email protected] Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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We’re getting AMPED for next week’s Second Annual BBLs for BBWs Pledge Drive: Send us to Kazakhstan: The Two Towers!!!! Be sure to tune into your YouTube youtube.com/@textmebackpod next week, October 5th through October 8th! We’re doing four nights of IN PERSON LIVE STREAMS to delight and enchant you, and our goal?? SEND US TO SEE RICKY MARTIN IN KAZAKHSTAN!!! To do that we need new subscribers and so we want you to get your bestie involved in this bizarre cult of weirdos!!!!! Things you can do during the pledge drive week:Send your bestie a text with a link to your favorite episodeWatch the live stream with your bestieForce them to participate in the Bestie Essay Contestay so you can get compliments and feel the warm tender glow of friendshipTag us with any BFF content on socialsRate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts (maybe you can helps us make it 800 5-star reviews???)Gift your bestie a subscription on Patreon!Today we have two Surprise Microsegments leading into the main event: Sentences! Let us know YOUR non sequitur one-off thoughts in the discord over at Patreon.com/textmebackpod. And friend of the show Brian? Watch your back, sweetie, Lindy is onto you.AND WE ARE FINALLY KEEPING OUR PROMISE TO DELIVER HARD HITTING SWAMP JOURNALISM. Swamp Person launches October 13th (scary!!). We will be releasing it on the main feed, so you can chomp chomp on political stuff or skip skip if you are dissociating from that scene and just need the Text Me Back giggles. Do YOU have a question for Swamp Person? Use subject line SWAMP PERSON and write in at [email protected] LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!Tune into the flame of Meagan’s love for Ricky Martin reignite in Lindy and Meagan are Doing Doo Diligence and in Lindy and Meagan are Moockus Grackus  Hear more about Seattle’s EMP (MoPop) and the possible origins of “audially” in Lindy and Meagan Stay on the OnesLearn all about the Kayak Dad lore in: It’s Our First Episode!Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About KevinLearn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWsWE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple PodcastsGive us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! WE’RE OUT OF FRESH ACCOLADES HELP HELP. Drop us nice words on Apple Podcasts so we don’t whither to dust and drift off on the breeze!STUFF TO CHECK OUT: Pablo Torre Finds Out: Meagan’s listen about Steve Ballmer shenanigans6 bells match houseOrder Lindy’s book!!!! Adult BracesNEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!)Check out SWAMP PERSON Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news!Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)Listen Ad-Free by joining our $12 Patreon tier Freakaconda!Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news!Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people.â‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPodAlso! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!You can email us at [email protected]!WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!â‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!TEXT ME BACK is a comedy podcast where Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays spiral about politics, pop culture, dogs, space, friendship, anxiety, Lord of the Rings, and whatever cursed topic is haunting them that week. Along the way, they’ve welcomed brilliant and hilarious guests including Lizz Winstead (The Daily Show), Kelsey McKinney (Normal Gossip), Samantha Irby (We Are Never Meeting in Real Life), Guy Branum (Hacks), collaborators, comedians, political experts, writers, and internet icons for deeply unserious conversations.â‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

First on the agenda, we are rage-baiting the Brits. You think the best of Wisconsin and Kentucky couldn’t keep up with lads out on a foggy London night? You’re saying the people of the USA cannot handle the sweltering heat? Bruv we have been sweating since birth. IT’S NOT THE (33℃) HEAT, IT’S THE 128% HUMIDITY!!!! Angry British people, please direct your complaints to [email protected] are also talking about the AI plot against Meagan. Seems unlikely that MHM would make a mistake three separate times in a row‌AI overlords, you listening buds? Why are you trying to bring down your loyal minions over here at Text Me Back Podcast?Plus, Meagan brings us Tiktok Digest, featuring the one and only Keke Palmer and Raven-SymonĂŠ. Keke if you’re looking for a place to say weird things, please do leave us a voicemail on the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.And đŸš¨NEW SEGMENT ALERTTTT đŸš¨We want to know all about your random celebrity encounters! You don’t HAVE to be Keke Palmer to leave us a voicemail on the Best Friend Party Phone, although it’d be better if you were. Call or text us at (703) 829-0003.Want to revisit our bore worm ep? So do we!!! It’ll probably have to be a job for the ole Textmebackolytes over on the discord — connect with those good folks via patreon.com/textmebackpodNEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!Learn all about the Kayak Dad lore in: It’s Our First Episode!Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About KevinLearn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWsWE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple PodcastsGive us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! Never laughed moreI laugh harder listening to this podcast than really any other thing. When I tell my friends about it, I can't figure out how to describe it, but trust that it's hilarious and is going to bring so much joy to you! ANONYMOUS25789 IF YOU FIGURE OUT HOW TO DESCRIBE THIS SHOW LET US KNOW!!!!!! STUFF TO CHECK OUT: Order Lindy’s book!!!! Adult BracesNEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!)Check out SWAMP PERSON Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news!Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)Listen Ad-Free by joining our $12 Patreon tier Freakaconda!Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news!Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people.â‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPodAlso! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!You can email us at [email protected]!WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!â‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!TEXT ME BACK is a comedy podcast where Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays spiral about politics, pop culture, dogs, space, friendship, anxiety, Lord of the Rings, and whatever cursed topic is haunting them that week. Along the way, they’ve welcomed brilliant and hilarious guests including Lizz Winstead (The Daily Show), Kelsey McKinney (Normal Gossip), Samantha Irby (We Are Never Meeting in Real Life), Guy Branum (Hacks), collaborators, comedians, political experts, writers, and internet icons for deeply unserious conversations.â‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Guest what Textmebackolytes‌we’re ONE WEEK AWAY from new episodes and new unhinged content, bad ideas, and broken brains. We miss you weirdos!! We need 7 more days to pull ourselves together and apply our lace front beard wigs. So today we are re-airing one of our favorite eps featuring the INCREDIBLE Franchesca Ramsey.Franchesca’s presence punctures one of the central tenets of Text Me Back - for SHE has a podcast called (Lemme Fix it!) AND she is also the iconic host of Webby nominated series We Were All Rooting for You. We have people looking into this, but initial reporting suggests that there may be other podcasts apart from Text Me Back. Seems suspicious, but we will circle back when we know more.And we’re talking about our TOP CELEBRITY BEEFS. You’ll never guess who we have called out, betrayed, and been blocked by. Thomas Lennon, follow Lindy again if you forgive us!! Sorry we didn’t like that one movie you were in, buddy!!! And because we’re talking about internet psychos, that naturally brings us to Tyra Banks, America’s Next Top Model, and Jake and Logan Paul. NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!Hear the start of the tumbleweed conversation in Lindy and Meagan Apologize to the DJ DemographicMeet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About KevinLearn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWsDiscover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It’s Our First Episode!WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple PodcastsGive us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! REAL LIFE EXAMPLE:Upgrading our morning commute - My Martinelli-loving teenagers and I listen to this podcast together every morning on the way to school (parceled out over the week.) We adore Lindy and Meagan!SFLABRECQ WE ADORE YOU AND YOUR TEENAGERS AND YOUR MARTINELLIS!!!!STUFF TO CHECK OUT:Pre-Order Lindy’s book!!!! Adult BracesCareless People book rec from FranchescaWe Were All Rooting For YouLemme Fix It@chescaleigh on YTAdults in the Room with our besties Ella and Isolde!!NEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!)Check out SWAMP PERSON Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news!Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)Listen Ad-Free by joining our $12 Patreon tier Freakaconda!Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news!Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people.â‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPodAlso! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!You can email us at [email protected]!WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!â‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!TEXT ME BACK is a comedy podcast where Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays spiral about politics, pop culture, dogs, space, friendship, anxiety, Lord of the Rings, and whatever cursed topic is haunting them that week. Along the way, they’ve welcomed brilliant and hilarious guests including Lizz Winstead (The Daily Show), Kelsey McKinney (Normal Gossip), Samantha Irby (We Are Never Meeting in Real Life), Guy Branum (Hacks), collaborators, comedians, political experts, writers, and internet icons for deeply unserious conversations.â‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome to TEHMEHBACHPAHCIAĂ•Today we bring you many new segments: Lindy Got a Pamphlet. Atomic Dog Thoughts. And đŸ“œSentencesđŸ“œâ€Śplus a mini Snake of the Week snuck in for good measure! Yeah I said SNUCK. Come @ me over at patreon.com/textmebackpodIf you’ve ever suffered from melted eye, we have just the product for you. It might seem complex at first, but luckily like we said LINDY HAS A PAMPHLET complete with a graphic novel and 6 pages of instruction. In pursuit of the neverending, we leave you with this:“A small improvement can sometimes make a huge difference and the original intent of caring for your family can lead to a great cause.” Wise words from our best friend Tina. If YOU have a little something that is fixing you, have atomic dog thoughts of your own, or wish to tell us more about the cobras flowing in China drop us a line at (703) 829-0003.NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!Learn all about the Kayak Dad lore in: It’s Our First Episode!Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About KevinLearn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWsWE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple PodcastsGive us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! Brilliant!!Like a cool kid hang out with your two smartest bestest friends. Desperate times call for Swamp Person Pod! Please...if the first half hour of 7/2/26 pod is any indication. Please bring it soon!YOUR AUNT SU-SU CAN YOU PLEASE BE OUR AUNT TOO-TOO? MORE SWAMPY MATERIAL COMING SOON!STUFF TO CHECK OUT:Lindy’s dress and earrings from Belinda’s Unique BoutiqueEye mask? LolOrder Lindy’s book!!!! Adult BracesNEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!)Check out SWAMP PERSON Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news!Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)Listen Ad-Free by joining our $12 Patreon tier Freakaconda!Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news!Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people.â‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPodAlso! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!You can email us at [email protected]!WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!â‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!TEXT ME BACK is a comedy podcast where Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays spiral about politics, pop culture, dogs, space, friendship, anxiety, Lord of the Rings, and whatever cursed topic is haunting them that week. Along the way, they’ve welcomed brilliant and hilarious guests including Lizz Winstead (The Daily Show), Kelsey McKinney (Normal Gossip), Samantha Irby (We Are Never Meeting in Real Life), Guy Branum (Hacks), collaborators, comedians, political experts, writers, and internet icons for deeply unserious conversations.â‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Really really quick: are YOU a Blue Angel? Sorry, but why are you up there DOING that? Knock it off already!!!!Okay but this week we have all sorts of things we’re getting into, and not with ten thousand guesses will you get where ANY of these segments are going. I Can Fix Her. Snake of the Week. Whatcha Watchin’. And we gotta keep it TOIGHT because Barry is getting burry and he needs a blowout! On the Whatcha Watchin’ docket, we bring you the review of a lifetime‌movie! (insert Meagan mouse giggle). Please do your homework before class and come prepared to talk about:-The Wife Who Knew Too Much (Spoiler Alert! She didn’t snow SHIT)-Betrayed by My Bridesmaid-She’s Obsessed with My Husband-Pool Boy NightmareIf you’re a Lifetime Network executive who wants us to watch every thing Lifetime has ever made for lots and lots of money, write in at [email protected]! And listeners please do let us know whatcher YOU Watchin?NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!Learn all about the Kayak Dad lore in: It’s Our First Episode!Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About KevinLearn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWsWE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple PodcastsGive us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! Our go-to podcastMy husband and I save each week's episode for Sunday when we get breakfast and run errands. People in other cars must think we're maniacs the way we're laughing together but whatever, it's our favorite podcast and favorite part of the weekend. We love Text Me Back so much!TEAM JELLY OH TO BE THE PEANUT BUTTER TO YOUR JELLY SANDWICH!!!! THANK YOU FOR RUNNING ERRANDS WITH US!!!STUFF TO CHECK OUT:Order Lindy’s book!!!! Adult BracesNEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!)Check out SWAMP PERSON Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news!Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)Listen Ad-Free by joining our $12 Patreon tier Freakaconda!Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news!Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people.â‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPodAlso! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!You can email us at [email protected]!WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!â‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!TEXT ME BACK is a comedy podcast where Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays spiral about politics, pop culture, dogs, space, friendship, anxiety, Lord of the Rings, and whatever cursed topic is haunting them that week. Along the way, they’ve welcomed brilliant and hilarious guests including Lizz Winstead (The Daily Show), Kelsey McKinney (Normal Gossip), Samantha Irby (We Are Never Meeting in Real Life), Guy Branum (Hacks), collaborators, comedians, political experts, writers, and internet icons for deeply unserious conversations.â‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Can you believe that it’s a different day???? Thank you PENNEYS đŸ’…We have important cultural news: Did you know that mall is still a place? Do the teens know about it? The answers may surprise you. PLUS, a new microsegment we’re calling: That’s Annoying to Me. Are you a restaurant calling yourself Eggsl*t? Why did you do that? And guess what? You thought Pride was over? Guess again, ding dong. Pride is NEVER over at Text Me Back podcast! We are allies and some of us have a wife! đŸŒˆđŸŒˆđŸŒˆToday we bring you gay thoughts, gay advice, and a new recommendation for the LGBTQ+ acronym. You’re welcome, or we’re sorry. We also have BIG GAY NEWS about DC comic book figures. You’ll nevvvver guess who is secretly kissing whom in the retcon. Are you a bi? Call in at (703) 829-0003.NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!Learn all about the Kayak Dad lore in: It’s Our First Episode!Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About KevinLearn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWsWE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple PodcastsGive us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! My best para social friendsThis show is so silly and fun and funny. I've followed Lindy since her days writing scathingly hilarious movie reviews where I immediately said I need so much more of this voice! I don't really listen to podcasts but this is the exception. I love the micro, midi, and maxi segments and all of the inside jokes these two let us in on. I've taken to singing crazy lady living in a bag when I non sequitur which is often! Anyway if I could give extra stars I would. Love this pod.ALIB784 WE COULD DO A MAXI SEGMENT ON OUR LOVE FOR YOU BABE!!!STUFF TO CHECK OUT:Order Lindy’s book!!!! Adult BracesNEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!)Check out SWAMP PERSON Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news!Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)Listen Ad-Free by joining our $12 Patreon tier Freakaconda!Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news!Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people.â‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPodAlso! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!You can email us at [email protected]!WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!â‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!TEXT ME BACK is a comedy podcast where Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays spiral about politics, pop culture, dogs, space, friendship, anxiety, Lord of the Rings, and whatever cursed topic is haunting them that week. Along the way, they’ve welcomed brilliant and hilarious guests including Lizz Winstead (The Daily Show), Kelsey McKinney (Normal Gossip), Samantha Irby (We Are Never Meeting in Real Life), Guy Branum (Hacks), collaborators, comedians, political experts, writers, and internet icons for deeply unserious conversations.â‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

GOO GOO GAH GAHWe are two camera-ready babies who are continuing our Pulitzer-level reporting on P*SS ADDICTED GOATS. You all need to take a course on BASIC SURVIVAL. We're worried about you!!!! And thank you to everyone who called in and brought their lack of self-preservation to the forefront. Straggling thoughts welcome on the P*ss Freak Hotline (703) 829-0003. And Janice?Goat Janice??? We're watching you, sweetie.But first! We gotta talk about Costco. The good people from Kirkland USA got our asses. Apparently we DO need thousands of dollars worth of popcorn on the regular. Feels good to admit it. Costco, you got two (2) BBW influencers at your disposal singing your praises, let us knowwwww [email protected], as promised Meagan comes forth with an important installment of TikTok Digest: Religious Psychosis Edition. And we may or may not supersize the ep to placate the Marble voters of America. Tune in to find out if your vote really matters or if Text Me Back is running a sham democracy!And a new segment you literally cannot miss. We're calling it... Agatha Christie. The segment rings in a defining moment in Text Me Back history, and all we'll tell you in the shownotes is that it has something to do with Hoarders.And for the record, MHM is NOT retired! But if you want to keep her gainfully funemployed, consider becoming a beautiful member of our patreon!Patreon.com/textmebackpod.NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!Lindy’s weird card writing episode in Lindy and Meagan Corner the Zombie Pig DemographicListen to Meagan surrender to the experience in the Buggy lady episode in Lindy and Meagan Lead as Two KingsListen to Stephen’s diss-track episode: Lindy and Meagan Escape Through a Grizzly’s Colon Learn all about the Kayak Dad lore in: It’s Our First Episode!Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About KevinLearn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWsWE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple PodcastsGive us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! My Weekly TreatTo make cheese straws, combine 2 cups of self-rising flour, 1/4 teaspoon of cayenne pepper, and 1/4 teaspoon of salt. Mix in 2 cups of shredded sharp cheddar cheese and 1 cup of softened butter, then pipe or shape the dough into straws and bake at 350°F for 10-15 minutes until lightly browned.RABBITSA YOU HAVE PROVIDED IN INCREDIBLY VALUABLE SERVICE TO US. YOUR BBWS THANK YOU.STUFF TO CHECK OUT:Order Lindy’s book!!!! Adult BracesNEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!)Check out SWAMP PERSON Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news!Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)Listen Ad-Free by joining our $12 Patreon tier Freakaconda!Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news!Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people.â‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPodAlso! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!You can email us at [email protected]!WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!â‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!TEXT ME BACK is a comedy podcast where Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays spiral about politics, pop culture, dogs, space, friendship, anxiety, Lord of the Rings, and whatever cursed topic is haunting them that week. Along the way, they’ve welcomed brilliant and hilarious guests including Lizz Winstead (The Daily Show), Kelsey McKinney (Normal Gossip), Samantha Irby (We Are Never Meeting in Real Life), Guy Branum (Hacks), collaborators, comedians, political experts, writers, and internet icons for deeply unserious conversations.â‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

BAD BOYS BAD BOYS WHATCHA WATCHIN’ DOIs this you? If so, you’re under arrest!-Loves Pornography-Martial Arts?-No GirlfriendThis week we’re talking all about The Killer™ Wendy Williams under our Whatcha Watchin’ vertical. You should be able to guess what that means: đŸš¨ Spoilers Alert + Content Warning! đŸš¨We discuss The Murder of Rachel Nickell (33:51 through 33:58), Worst Ex Ever (40:00 through 41:51), and Yogurt Shop Murders (43:41 through 45:02). And The Crash (45:03 through 47:10).But let’s wind it back – first things first, Tidings! Today, we brush against MHM’s moral edge: Sorry kiddos, ball is hers. To see the art piece known as “BALL IN FERRY”, please go to www.youtube.com/@textmebackpod. And while you’re there, why wouldn’t you be playing Kingleheimer Stephen’s diss track on repeat? Also, we finally render a verdict on Kingleheimer Robert. Tune in to hear the result. And Lindy’s tiding: Do YOU know about throuple? Are YOU willing to read paperwork! Congrats, you’re her new marriage counselor!!!!Plus, MEAGAN HATCHER-MAYS comes with a surprise microsegment she’s calling: ✨DENNIS ✨. Do you know about Dennis? Let us know! Call in at (703) 829-0003 đŸ‘Would YOU like to buy us a podcast award? Webbys start at $500! Venmo is https://www.venmo.com/u/textmebackpod‌something to considerAnd last but not least PLEASE tell us if you’re watching the Men’s World Cup and if you know any cute stories about the fellas on the field. Write in at [email protected] LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!Listen to the full diss-track episode: Lindy and Meagan Escape Through a Grizzly’s Colon Learn all about the Kayak Dad lore in: It’s Our First Episode!Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About KevinLearn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWsWE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple PodcastsGive us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! A delightful rompA highlight of my podcast week. Always makes me laugh!INDEVELOPMENT READING THESE WORDS WAS THE HIGHLIGHT OF OUR WEEK!!!! STUFF TO CHECK OUT:Order Lindy’s book!!!! Adult BracesNEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!)Check out SWAMP PERSON Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news!Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)Listen Ad-Free by joining our $12 Patreon tier Freakaconda!Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news!Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people.â‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPodAlso! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!You can email us at [email protected]!WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!â‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!TEXT ME BACK is a comedy podcast where Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays spiral about politics, pop culture, dogs, space, friendship, anxiety, Lord of the Rings, and whatever cursed topic is haunting them that week. Along the way, they’ve welcomed brilliant and hilarious guests including Lizz Winstead (The Daily Show), Kelsey McKinney (Normal Gossip), Samantha Irby (We Are Never Meeting in Real Life), Guy Branum (Hacks), collaborators, comedians, political experts, writers, and internet icons for deeply unserious conversations.â‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Meagan is 44 years old! If you’re reading this, you should have called in yesterday to wish her a happy birthday. She mighta been busy bc she is treating herself to a cardiac event or two at a sports game. Is it POTS ‌or (S)PO(R)TS?? Plus, we lament the rise and fall of blond-haired white boys. Spoiler Alerts for Alias (2001-2006) and Lost (2004-2010). But taking center stage is Judge Meags Lane! We are reviewing three issues for the day:Issue #1: Is Lindy guilty of being a big ol’ b-word?-On the bench: Judge Meags Lane-Defendant: Lindy West, representing herself-Prosecution: Lindy WestThe Facts:Lindy has to interpret a TSA line in an airport. A lady in front of her forgets she has a belt on and gets booted from the line. Lindy advances within the line. A lady tries to cut in front of Lindy. Lindy has forgotten that this lady is the belt lady and says no cut-sies. Issue #2: Should we sentence Patrick Ta to 12 years of hard labor?-On the bench: Judge Meags Lane. -Defendant: Patrick Ta, represented by Meagan Hatcher-Mays-Prosecution: Meagan Hatcher-MaysThe Facts:??????Issue #3: Is Robert a lying liar?-Overseeing the case: The Textmebackoytes-Defendant: Jingleheimer Robert, representing himself-Prosecution: Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-MaysThe Facts:Robert is charged with heresy in the first degree in suggesting that other podcasts exist. Robert admits on tape that he has listened to and written music for this supposed “other” podcast. Tune in to hear the verdicts and sentencing! And if you are in the petit jury of Textmebackolytes on Robert’s case, please call in ASAP or we will send out a subpoena on your ass (703) 829-0003.NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About KevinLearn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWsDiscover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It’s Our First Episode!WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple PodcastsGive us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! The Reason Podcasts Were InventedI have been listening to Text Me Back! since the very first episode and it has only gotten better and more hysterical as it goes along. It is a hilarious beacon of light in these dark times. Thank you Lindy and Meagan for sharing your thoughts with us. Mwah!ORYX_AND_CAKE THANK YOU FOR BEING ONE OF OUR BEST AND MOST LOYAL FRIENDS IN THESE DARK TIMES–ROBERT TAKE NOTE!!!!STUFF TO CHECK OUT:Order Lindy’s book!!!! Adult BracesNEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!)Check out SWAMP PERSON Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news!Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)Listen Ad-Free by joining our $12 Patreon tier Freakaconda!Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news!Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people.â‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPodAlso! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!You can email us at [email protected]!WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!â‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!TEXT ME BACK is a comedy podcast where Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays spiral about politics, pop culture, dogs, space, friendship, anxiety, Lord of the Rings, and whatever cursed topic is haunting them that week. Along the way, they’ve welcomed brilliant and hilarious guests including Lizz Winstead (The Daily Show), Kelsey McKinney (Normal Gossip), Samantha Irby (We Are Never Meeting in Real Life), Guy Branum (Hacks), collaborators, comedians, political experts, writers, and internet icons for deeply unserious conversations.â‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°âœŠâ‹†ď˝ĄÂ°See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.