The Edge Breakfast

Dan gets into a full-blown yelling match with a nosy neighbour over sidewalk parking, complete with Hannah stepping in and threats of running people over. Meanwhile, Meg puts Dan's intelligence to the test with a "Quiz for Dummies" to redeem his math abilities from last week, featuring a lifeline call to Clint and a very confusing riddle about cats and mice. Plus, the team tracks down an old booster math classmate, and the studio text machine gets flooded with NSFW insults.

Here is this weeks Greatest eight, including our famous marketing monday jingles and a few of your best stories from some of our phoner segments.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off a Friday show with roll call, jokes about Clint’s headaches and a chat about his changing “Christian” image, plus music talk including Zara Larsson’s “Blue Moon.” They call a texter, Gemma, as First Call of the Day and give her $100. On the Overthinkers podcast, Boss Jack admits he wore a rude T-shirt to work for two years without noticing. The team revisits shocking foreign objects found in food, plays Easy Money, and shares a Producer’s Diary recap. Listeners also call in with random places they found love, while the Edge Arvo team gives away the last Olivia Dean tickets in Auckland. 00:00 Friday Roll Call 00:46 Headaches And Health 02:10 Clints Christian Era 04:54 Music Swap Debate 05:28 First Call Gemma Wins 08:16 Scandal Zara Larsson 10:24 Overthinkers Boss Tee 13:48 Tooth In Chocolate 16:39 Food Surprise Calls 19:55 Easy Money Letter E 23:03 Producers Diary Highlights 28:06 Mum Plays Wingman 31:19 Weird Places To Meet 32:10 Party Bus Romance 33:12 Gay Bar Stripper Love 35:36 Easy Money Tease 36:07 Creed Algorithm Glitch 37:27 Paul McCartney Birth Memory 38:53 National Anthem LARP 40:41 Easy Money With Evie 43:07 Olivia Dean Ticket Hunt 49:26 Yard Sign Promotion Ideas 52:43 Electric Ave Bribe Rules 58:06 Westpac Studio Tap Win

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Edge Breakfast with listener roll call, an embargoed Street Fighter premiere chat, and a wedding music fail story that wins Paris $100. Scandal headlines cover Celine Dion’s Barbie doll, Paul McCartney’s thoughts on modern music, and a Tate McRae teaser. They reveal New Zealand’s best sausages, including the taco snag from Mapari Meats, then debate safe words—from kids’ “octopus” to bedroom and party code words. Easy Money features a disastrous round with Kane and a better attempt from Roshana. The team also shares pet hates, prizes via Westpac Studio Tap, door-knocking to place show signs, “Books by Boomers” dating tips from 1958, and shocking stories of teeth, toenails, and rat tails found in food, before interviewing the sausage award winner. 02:12 Coffee Catch Up 05:30 First Call Wedding DJ Fail 08:37 Scandal Headlines 10:33 Best Sausages List 14:41 Naughty 640 Safe Words 23:46 Easy Money 27:03 Weekend Gig Plans 31:31 Miley Or Jamie Game 35:16 Pet Peeves Vent Session 39:10 Westpac Studio Tap Win 41:50 Silly Election Policies 52:10 Easy Money  56:38 Dan Goes Door Knocking 01:04:51 Books By Boomers Dating 01:09:16 Rotten Tooth Chocolate 01:14:17 Gross Food Confessions 01:18:11 Best Sausage Winner

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off with graduation songs and school memories, then revisit their improvised small-business jingles. Scandal covers Khloé Kardashian feeling creeped out by a TikTok teacher and Olivia Rodrigo teasing a Chappell Roan collaboration. The team debates how long leftovers are safe, with a food-industry caller warning chicken or fish should be eaten next day. Lotto winner James shares that his partner of six years left two weeks after his $850,000 win, sparking calls about worst-timed breakups. Easy Money is played twice, Jeannie from Shortlist Dating gives DM advice, and listeners share outrageous app messages. John Aitken plugs Lessons on Living, and the crew admits their election-park sign stunt was illegal. They finish with slogan T-shirts, news, and festival updates. 00:52 Graduation Song Memories 02:56 School Years Debate 04:47 Jingle Challenge Recap 08:16 Scandal 09:57 Lets Settle This 14:47 Lotto Winner Breakup 19:27 Worst Timed Breakups 24:19 Easy Money 27:10 Dating Turnoffs List 35:31 John Aiken  39:34 Election Sign Stunt Gone Wrong 44:15 Easy Money  46:31 Westpac Studio Tap Win 49:47 Love Genie DM Advice 53:27 Wild Dating App Messages 58:15 Slogan Tees Exposed 01:06:40 News Radar Weather Politics

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Tuesday by debating the worst day of the week and dive into Meg’s nightmare navigating SkyCity-style car parks with duplicate bay labels. First caller James updates the team after winning $850k lotto, spending $13k on his son’s race car, and warns how his winning ticket was briefly lost. They argue whether you should eat when your meal arrives before others, then reveal a 200-man “Ultimate Fart Club” and play a 32-second fart. Easy Money gives away $1,000, Tova O’Brien previews the 1 News multi-party debate, the team discusses election sign rules, Kelly Clarkson’s $15k bird-store dispute, Homegrown tickets, chaotic live business jingles, Westpac prizes, and wild ex requests like officiating an ex’s wedding. 02:17 Parking Garage Chaos 06:10 Money Stories Call In 11:18 Scandal  12:36 Dinner Etiquette Fight 17:09 Ultimate Fart Club 23:02 Easy Money 25:36 Tova O'Brien 29:11 Election Sign Rules 31:22 Free Promo Corflutes 34:12 Kelly Clarkson Drama 39:14 Homegrown Tickets Giveaway 41:36 A Lister Debate 48:40 Easy Money  51:40 DIY Business Jingles 59:49 Westpac Studio Tap Prizes 01:05:49 Wild Ex Requests Calls

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off a rainy Monday debating why spring “sucks,” celebrating an All Blacks win, and teasing giveaways including Westpac prizes, Easy Money and a Sydney trip to see Harry Styles. Meg shares being recognized at Butterfly Creek, while a listener who worked at Australia Zoo recalls meeting the Backstreet Boys and Paul Walker. Scandal headlines cover Kim Kardashian’s F1 redemption and Troye Sivan’s video with Ian McKellen. The team argues over lotto daydreams, Dan’s nude “before” fitness photos, updates the A‑Lister rankings, gives away Air Points and Scotch Fingers, creates business jingles, and debates taking kids out of school for holidays. 00:00 Monday Morning Reset 01:51 Weekend All Blacks Recap 04:05 Meg Recognized In Public 05:22 First Call A List Celeb encounters 09:09 Scandal Headlines Roundup 12:25 Lotto Winners Dream Spending 16:15 Naughty 640  23:16 Easy Money  25:14 A List Tidy Up 30:38 Westpac Studio Tap 33:34 Scotch Finger Giveaway 37:31 Willy McBiscuit Appears 40:49 Male Triangle Theory 44:39 Jingle For Your Business 52:25 Easy Money  54:44 Harry Styles Sign Winner 57:40 Worst Pains Countdown 01:07:36 School Holiday Debate

The team stumbles across the Friday finish line with a few wild confessions: Meg turns her house into a hotel while flirting via family banter, Dan panics over taking stark-naked body transformation photos, and Clint sparks an uproar by claiming he has 43 close friends. Plus, Reddit meetup debates, an AI country remix for Guess the Fart, and Clint’s latest acoustic studio weapon.

Clint gets put in the hot seat after taking some heat for not being funny, leading to a hilarious 2-minute comedy intervention with Megan. The crew dissects the most popular (and most annoying) seats on public transport, complete with Dan's obsession with trains and a heated debate over backward-facing bus seating. Plus, Dan reveals a deeply traumatic and deeply hilarious childhood memory involving the high-speed hydroslides at Waiwera Hot Pools, and the gang contemplates whether they’d survive a simulated apocalypse.

The team tackles listener feedback, heated medical debates, and mind-bending internet dilemmas! First up, Chantelle sends in an amazing message after 16 years of listening! But things quickly spiral when Clint tries to tell Meg how long "postpartum" actually lasts (spoiler: Meg is not having it). Then, Dan introduces a viral "Would You Rather" involving human-sized rats, rat translation duties, and career moves as a rodent. Finally, the crew opens up eight mysterious envelopes containing secrets about the future, including the date you die and what happens after death.

The team tackle a tricky social dilemma: if you bring raspberry slices to a client meeting, are you allowed to eat one yourself? That conversation triggers a flashback to when Meg sang the St. Pierre’s Sushi jingle to company founder Dave, a moment so awkward that Clint and Dan refused to save her. Later, the team looks at a backcountry bidet for campers, and Clint reveals he pays $40 a month for AI to fix his fridge's ice maker. However, giving the app full access to his email and calendar leaves the crew questioning his data privacy.

Clint, Meg, and Dan return from a week off, give away $100 to their first caller, and share stories from the break— including witnessing the classic “When are you due?” blunder. Meg reacts to a viral motherhood ad about parents pretending they’re coping, and Clint describes an unexpected birds-and-bees chat sparked by Scattergories. The team tackles rental disasters, discusses open relationships and survey stats, and introduces a “compliment us to win Olivia Dean tickets” segment. They also celebrate Pure Mama’s surprise Anne Hathaway shout-out, hunt for a business for Meg to endorse, and roast everyone’s first-ever Instagram posts. 00:00 Back From Break 00:44 Too Tired To Function 02:13 Holiday Catch Ups 04:54 First call of the day 07:50 Celebrity Gossip Roundup 11:08 Motherhood Honesty Ad 15:26 Birds and the Bees chat  19:27 Bella Returns To Studio 22:58 Easy Money  26:37 Van Flat Tire 33:07 Open Relationship Stats 38:04 Dan Roleplay Scenario 39:45 Compliment to Win Tickets 44:02 Listeners Compliment Meg 47:11 Easy Money Letter  49:51 Anne Hathaway Shoutout 50:47 Pure Mama interview  56:49 Meg Endorses Business 01:03:09 Instagram Turns 16 01:06:18 First Post Hall Of Shame 01:10:51 Dan’s Cringe Throwback 01:12:21 New Edge Arvo Show

Clint, Meg and Dan are away this week but we've picked out some of our best bits for you. Todays episode includes Meg's meaty rub jingle, Dan's secondhand mattress trade me story and some more Men's writing erotic fiction.