Orgasmic Enlightenment with Kim Anami

For 50 years, Sonja hadn't enjoyed sex. She didn't get what the big deal was. But she was hopeful there was one. She took Vaginal Kung Fu and within weeks had an avalanche of orgasms: G-Spot, squirting, cervical, anal, nipple and full-body. Making up for lost time. She proves The Anami Guarantee that EVERYONE CAN. At any age and every stage. In this episode:Waking up and de-numbing the vaginaSexually dead after menopause? Bullshit. Just getting started.What if his cock doesn’t reach my cervix? Dick math to the rescue. What is the ideal cock size if women are totally honest? The good stuff is in the vagina. The best stuff is at the cervix.The yoni egg becomes your loverHow to f**k the shit out of her if you are less endowed as a man (it’s not being “good at cunnilingus”)Two-pump chumps make women hate sex1 in 100,000 people are well-f**kedThe life-changing power of cervical orgasmsChoosing which orgasm you need based on your emotions and what needs healingVAGINAL KUNG FU: Doors close January 30th midnight PST.In the salon, you’ll become a maestro of all things vaginal and sexual. You’ll learn:My step-by-step guided vaginal weight lifting routine with the jade yoni egg.Yoni massage to de-numb and activate your vaginaQuantum techniques to clear your blocks and illuminate your sexual shadowBreast massage to tone, lift and enlarge the breastsNatural birth control and detoxing off The PillHow to make menstruation and menopause the energizing and rejuvenating portals they were meant to beHow to give a vaginal handjobHow to use your sexual energy to heal yourself, including my sex position mood guide.

Look ma! No hormones! These kinds of stories are my favorite. The ones that showcase the direct impact that being well-fucked, awakening your vagina and activating your sexual energy has on your life.Milena had PCOS and was experiencing “peri-menopause” symptoms in her 30s.She was, of course, bombarded with the allopathic narrative of “There is no cure for you. All you can do is learn to manage your symptoms with drugs. Forever.”No thanks. I’ll pass on the snake oil.She found my work, and dared to believe that she could heal herself.Or more accurately, that her vagina could heal her.And it did.In this episode:Do shamans have HRT in the jungle?Hot flashes, irritability and sleep disturbances—gone!No more hormones or even herbs—nothing but good fuckingPCOS remedied through using the jade eggFinding your inner sex monster underneath “I’m just one of those people with a low libido. I’m just not that sexual…”Evaporating a UTI instantly with VKF toolsThe life-changing power of vaginal orgasms: G-Spot, squirting and cervicalHow a control freak surrendersSquirting across the bed as #goals. Oh, and squirting is not pee! Just ask anyone who has ever squirted.Lubrication went from Sahara Desert to major waterfalls“We have more sex when we need more money. It always comes.”Time flies during a 3-hour sex dateBreasts increasing more than a cup sizeWeight loss from trauma shedding—literally losing pounds of belly fat overnightOur kids tell us: “You look like two horny teenagers!”My legendary Vaginal Kung Fu Salon opens for registration on January 14th.In this 10-week online salon, I've compiled the best of my 30 years of sexual and vaginal experience (!) to take you over the edge into a lifetime of bliss. We cover everything talked about in this episode, from yoni massage to how to use the jade yoni egg, to activating your feminine energy as the receiver in your life—all of which bring you into your creative genius.You'll learn:How to have a toned, orgasmic and ecstatic vaginaHow to channel your sexual energy into creative powerStep-by-step instructions for your vaginal weight lifting practiceMy guided routine for giving yourself, or having your partner give you, a healing and activating yoni massage.How to give your man a hand job. With your vagina.Go to Vaginal Kung Fu to get on the waitlist and be notified of when we open the doors. In the meantime, you’ll receive my free masterclass: Manifest Men, Money and Miracles with Your Vagina.

Study bros, hormone hoes and biohacking bitches vs. my orgasms.“OH LOOK A NEW STUDY CAME OUT AND NOW HRT IS REALLY ACTUALLY SAFE!” “Look at my peptide stack!” “I need all these machines and tests to tell me what’s happening in my own body” “I give my blood away in an ancient ritual every month to a stranger to be DNA and data-farmed and I call it empowerment!” Not even remotely interested. I f**k and heal myself instead. In this episode: Is “biohacking” just…taking drugs? Are all the “study bros” alpha males or just beta bitches? Hire a whore/commission a “study” Pledging allegiance to the gods of “science” Hey there’s a new study vindicating HRT. Are you excited?!?Internal reliance vs. external outsourcingIs taking drugs for your entire life a solution or a Band-Aid? The magical f**k rules over all

Is heart-fluttering chemistry necessary or is it "toxic"?Lately, I’ve heard some people say that chemistry is DANGEROUS! TOXIC! Run away! Red flag! Ridiculous. Tell me you’ve never had life-changing sex before without telling me. Chemistry is the reaction. The friction, the spark. You need it in order to create any kind of growth.“Meh” isn’t chemistry and “meh” isn’t going to change your life.In today’s episode: What is chemistry? Why it’s essential in every important relationship in your life When chemistry actually can be a red flag Intensity and passion vs. “calm” in relationship Safety and risk in relationship: no risk, no reward? The ideal conditions for relationship alchemy “But we’re such good buddies! We make such good partners!” Yeah, but are you fucking each other? Ever?The root causes of reproductive issues